Cooking just for yourself is a pain in the arse, isn't it? Who can be bothered?

[Berni]

He would never do such a thing. And clearly she is a woman beyond reproach (as witnessed by her excellent choice in husbands).

[Luis Anaconda]

I work/socialise with a lot of Americans - so it is sometimes easier to adopt their terminology - though I refuse to use the term douche, that is just silly.

I was with an Australian and and Yank the other day and mentioned that I was going on a stag do in a couple of weeks. Blank looks all around. "A bachelor party" - recognition from the American, blank look from the Aussie. "A buck's party" - ah all got it now. Three nations divided by one language as they say. At least the Canadians say Stag, I believe

[Berni]

I mean I sort of know what they are, but have no reason to use them as derogatory terms. You might as well call someone a bidet.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Now PM me your IBAN details for payment.

[Berni]

I can tell you're curious and susceptible to a bit of flattery. A few drinks, a nice meal - maybe dancing - and I reckon you'd be putty in my hands.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-duDKzm3mY

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

on an angry rat. Priceless.

So good I almost missed the chap playing the accordion who I first thought was a midget standing up, only to realise belatedly (and with not a little disappointment) that it was a trick of the black and white footage and his dark suit.

[eastgermanautos]