Cooking just for yourself is a pain in the arse, isn't it? Who can be bothered?

[Berni]

I certainly can't. My wife is away for the week and I seem to have regressed. I have not eaten a meal off a plate since Sunday, preferring to grab handfuls of whatever I find in the fridge, shove them into my mouth and move on.

As I ate alternate handfuls of cold roast pork and cooked, cold cabbage left over from Sunday's dinner on Monday, I wondered if perhaps things had gone a little bit wrong. So last night I cooked. I made popcorn. With a microwave.

I expect I'll be going through people's bins by Friday.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The stereotype food of students but a fine meal nonetheless.

Or cheese on toast.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Surely there will be some kebab action?

I'm thinking of making some Thai-style crab cakes tonight, but I'm worried that they won't hold together on the spit.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You sir have surely moved into the area of 'takeaway food when one is alone'.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

his chosen method of dealing with this issue is eating leftovers from the fridge.

Surely, under these circumstances, any caring friend would recommend the kebab option?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Simply that I like to stick to the topic.

Ftr I nearly had a kebab for lunch just now but instead went for Nasi Goreng which I am hugely disappointed to admit came with a fried egg that was not soft / runny.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A man who has faced an over cooked egg may face any travail with impunity, sw.

[Berni]

[Jake]

As well as extremely pissed.

[Berni]

pointless, inadequate, unsatisfactory and ultimately rather depressing thing.