Note to the haters -players still in European competition...

[Luis Anaconda]

And he scored

[Supermac1976]

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/bundesliga/209673/danish-maga zine-pay-to-make-lord-nicklas-bendtner-an-actual-lord.html

[Classic Jorge]

Or are you telling me the danish press were duped by some grasping, duplicitous, money grabbing little scotch in desperate need of feeding his heroin, buckfast and battered goods habit?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

I can't look at that for long enough to get my canister arrraanhnd it

[Berni]

Ray Cyst. See?

Believe me, that was about the least offensive picture of a cyst google images had to offer.

[Supermac1976]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/drug-thugs- attacked-man-with-sex-toy-1-3714960

[Classic Jorge]

"But when the homeowner told them there was no drugs in the house the pair turned on their victim with violent Gandy threatening to poke out his victim’s eye with the large knife."

[Berni]

and slashed in the face - the paper has seen fit to let his friends and neighbours know that he owns a ***** enlarger.

Insult to injury doesn't begin to cover it, really.

[Snin]