You don't have to eat it
Have you been to Smoking Goat yet? HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU?
whether I'm actually going to be able to sit down at a table and eat.
and chat to guys with beards and lumberjack shirts.
I've been at lunchtime and in the early evening and sat straight down both times.
It shows a rank disregard for your customers' comfort and ease if you ask me.
Perhaps not so much in keeping with the day itself but damned tasty.