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Thread: f**king vegetarian c**ts!

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    f**king vegetarian c**ts!

    Just suggested the mixed grill idea to my wife, only to be told that she's full up because some musical instrument designing company she visited with work today gave her a communal vegetarian lunch that involved everyone applauding the kitchen staff.

    Hippies have ruined my day once again.

  2. #2

    Full up on veggie food? wtf? Is she a size 6 super model B?


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    No. She's pretty normal sized, but you know what women are like. Tell you they're full and then

    steal your chips.

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    I have the opposite. Always giving it the bigg'un about her mannish appetite

    only to invariably end up offering me a quarter of her meal.

    Though in her case, it's more often to do with her food hygiene pathologies (hence last week's 'prawngate')

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    Prawngate?


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    Oh, it's OK. I think I've found it. How would she have liked you to defrost the prawns?

    Is this woman entirely stable, m?

  8. #8

    'stable woman' is an oxymoron surely :malechauvanist:


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    Chip theft, when no chips are ordered because they intend to eat yours Frown


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    She promised to provide me with concrete evidence that it is dangerous to defrost prawns in

    a microwave. This was a week ago.

    I made the same dish a couple of days ago and she made me defrost them in cold water.

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