But anyway, there is simply no looking sexy in that hat, I'm afraid.
Is parsley sauce ok, do you think?
Might as well embrace it properly and have pie and mash
I'm going to have breaded plaice goujons with a lemon mayonnaise.
No pastry or spuds for me.
Still, it could be worse. You could be the poor c**t on the right.
'Place a 2kg piece of boned ham, neatly tied, in a very large pan with 2 leeks, a carrot, 2 ribs of celery, 2 litres of apple juice, a cinnamon stick, 9 black peppercorns, 6 or so parsley stalks and a couple of bay leaves...'
A f**king cinnamon stick.
Why not just save yourself two hours cooking time and get a man to put his cock in your arse.
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