This is a selfie I got somebody to take for me earlier.
I think the whole thing is a pile of hairy *******s but more importantly I have been left in charge of two children under the age of 8.
I shall be drinking at about 7:45 tonight, but not heavily as it is midweek.
Gone are the days of being 12 pints deep in the Swan in Stockwell by this point in the afternoon, keeping one eye closed in an attempt to gain focus on the slightly plump nurse you planned to nail that evening. Such innocent and sweet memories.
Mind you, while you're all pissed, I intend to release a f**kload of snakes into the Irish countryside.
Mwahahahahahahahaha!
f**k you, St Patrick!
So so many issues with that picture and you focus on the head on the pint.
You could take them to the zoo.
That's all I've got, I'm afraid.
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