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Thread: Today, I intend to protest St Patrick's Day by not having a drop of alcohol pass my lips.

  1. 03-17-2015, 12:11 PM #11
    Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
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    The flowers at his memorial service weren't dry.

    He wouldn't allow pot pouri.*







    * NI accent required for this quite pathetic punchline.
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  2. 03-17-2015, 12:12 PM #12
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    Jesus. Frown Are you going to start jigging, la?

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  3. 03-17-2015, 12:14 PM #13
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    hehe Now that's a selling point

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  4. 03-17-2015, 12:18 PM #14
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    Yes. He was telling me that Carthage controlled Sicily and that was bound to lead to tension with

    them. I was waiting for a punchline.
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  5. 03-17-2015, 12:18 PM #15
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    I see they are now inserting song lyrcs into their quotes

    Apart from Homer, Euridyclis etc Morrissey turned up recently
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  6. 03-17-2015, 12:20 PM #16
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    I can see LA getting Jiggy with it

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  7. 03-17-2015, 12:23 PM #17
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    I might do if we win

    I accidentally typed moight there - was almost tempted to leave, so I was
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  8. 03-17-2015, 12:24 PM #18
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    I've recently got back into Civilisation V

    That's me marriage f**ked
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  9. 03-17-2015, 12:25 PM #19
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    Yes. I've been asked laughingly if she's going to lose me to world domination.

    I just laugh. I haven't the heart to say 'yes'.
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  10. 03-17-2015, 12:28 PM #20
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    Funnily enough I was watching the first few episodes of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air at the weekend

    Getting old is realising the mother was actually really quite attractive




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