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Thread: Today, I intend to protest St Patrick's Day by not having a drop of alcohol pass my lips.

  1. 03-17-2015, 11:58 AM #1
    Berni
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    Today, I intend to protest St Patrick's Day by not having a drop of alcohol pass my lips.

    I simply refuse to be part of this pantomime of Irishness in any way.
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  2. 03-17-2015, 11:58 AM #2
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    Me too.

    Claret doesn't count, of course?
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  3. 03-17-2015, 12:01 PM #3
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    I might have a Guinness or two

    Cut to Jorge flailing around in an alleyway somewhere singing Molly Malone with won of those oversized branded top hats on
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  4. 03-17-2015, 12:01 PM #4
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    Nono I shall be as dry as Ian Paisley's memorial service.

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  5. 03-17-2015, 12:02 PM #5
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    I thought you were dieting? You can't drink Guinness on a diet. Might as well drink warm lard.

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  6. 03-17-2015, 12:03 PM #6
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    I'm not dieting, I'm making informed life choices

    I like the idea of warm lard though, what about beef dripping?
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  7. 03-17-2015, 12:04 PM #7
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    I left your mum's beef dripping last night.

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  8. 03-17-2015, 12:08 PM #8
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    She loves a bit of beef

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  9. 03-17-2015, 12:09 PM #9
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    I certainly won't have a Guiness but I have to attend an Irish bar

    and listen to Irish folk music while watching us slump out of Europe. Verily a true celebration
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  10. 03-17-2015, 12:09 PM #10
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    I was playing a game called Rome II: Total War the other day (don't ask) only to realise he was

    doing the in game narration. Very off-putting.
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