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Thread: Today, I intend to protest St Patrick's Day by not having a drop of alcohol pass my lips.

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  1. #1

    Today, I intend to protest St Patrick's Day by not having a drop of alcohol pass my lips.

    I simply refuse to be part of this pantomime of Irishness in any way.

  2. #2

    Me too.

    Claret doesn't count, of course?

  3. #3

    Nono I shall be as dry as Ian Paisley's memorial service.


  4. #4

    The flowers at his memorial service weren't dry.

    He wouldn't allow pot pouri.*







    * NI accent required for this quite pathetic punchline.

  5. #5

    I might have a Guinness or two

    Cut to Jorge flailing around in an alleyway somewhere singing Molly Malone with won of those oversized branded top hats on

  6. #6

    I thought you were dieting? You can't drink Guinness on a diet. Might as well drink warm lard.


  7. #7

    I'm not dieting, I'm making informed life choices

    I like the idea of warm lard though, what about beef dripping?

  8. #8

    I left your mum's beef dripping last night.


  9. #9

    She loves a bit of beef


  10. #10

    I certainly won't have a Guiness but I have to attend an Irish bar

    and listen to Irish folk music while watching us slump out of Europe. Verily a true celebration

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