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    Darren Fletcher on a free Rub chin


  2. #2

    The Scotch thug with terrible gizzard issues?

    Are you sure about this?

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    God, no. I was just trying to remove attention from Berni/Jorge round 989 below


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    Did I ever tell you about the job interview I had with the chap who had to keep going out of the

    office to fart, thus relieving his irritable bowel?

    I lost all focus, I have to say. He'd get up, say excuse me, go out into the garden and I'd hear this extended farting noise. Then he'd come back in. Put me right off my stroke, I can tell you.

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    Hmm. I'm thinking he'd been on the chickpeas?

    I'm going to look at chickpeas through somewhat narrowed, suspicious eyes in future.

    There's power in those little buggers.

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    Oh, no. He explained beforehand that he had the Irritable Bowels.

    Frankly, anyone who did well in a job interview where one's interlocutor was constantly farting was welcome to the job imo.

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    At least he had the good grace to leave the room.


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    Nono I don't want a player with bowel issues at the Arsenal - it will stain the name of the club

    not to mention increase the laundry bills.

    I'm still haunted by the time Wenger announced in his programme notes that Bergkamp would miss that day's game due to diarrhea

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    Nod His passing's a bit loose, I'd say.

    I imagine he's shunned in other dressing rooms and wears a big nappy.

  10. #10

    oi big nose ..f**k off Smile it made me an even tougher person imo as it did Lewis Moody, Redgrave etc

    deserves a chance imo

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