Vegetarians. What is wrong with these people, ffs?

[Berni]

I have no words for this level of wrongness.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2015/jan /22/how-to-cook-perfect-vegetarian-haggis?commentpage=1

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They don't have 3 lbs of compacted matter in their lower colon.

[Rich]

girlfriend was singing the praises of quorn dogs. She was trying to force me to eat one, and in her merriness, wouldn't cease harassing me for at least 30 minutes.

Needless to say, she wasn't invited back.

[Classic Jorge]

It's literally entirely meat.

My meal with the vegetarians was cancelled due to their child being sickly.

Clearly a lack of protein

[barrybueno]

Almost.

[Jake]

[Berni]

Honestly, why make a vegetarian version of something that's profoundly nasty, but utterly meat-centric in the first place? It's like trying to make a vegetarian andouillette imo.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

everything they eat.

'What's for dinner, dear?'
'Some brown matter'
'Again? Yum!'

Weirdoes

[Classic Jorge]

I did one food thing once, anything edible looked utter ****house, they have to mix all sorts in to things to make it look appetising.

They varnished the sausages ffs!