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Thread: I was just frying some eggs, cracked the first egg open to find

  1. 01-21-2015, 07:33 PM #1
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    I was just frying some eggs, cracked the first egg open to find

    a mystical double yolker.

    Kind of put me off the food really. Anyway does this mean Arsenal will win the Champions League?
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  2. 01-21-2015, 07:37 PM #2
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    It just means the little chickens who were murdered before birth were going to be lovely twins

    but now I guess those potential sweet little chicks are but a sludge of yellow and white on your toast?
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  3. 01-21-2015, 07:41 PM #3
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    That's now how it works. Those eggs could never be chickens.

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  4. 01-21-2015, 07:45 PM #4
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    Eggs are basically chicken abortions arent they?

    Not to worry, I like eggs
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  5. 01-21-2015, 07:46 PM #5
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    Like a woman's period

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  6. 01-21-2015, 08:06 PM #6
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    I once had three double-yolkers in one box.

    I was in egg heaven
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  7. 01-21-2015, 08:07 PM #7
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    No, Floyd. They are unfertilised.

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  8. 01-21-2015, 08:08 PM #8
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    Ive never pretended to be a Doctor or Biologist

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  9. 01-21-2015, 08:21 PM #9
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    No, but it's nice to have a vague idea of how the mechanics of life on this planet works.

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