Ended up meeting a catwalk supermodel in the pub and when I told her I was alone this Christmas, she insisted I stay with her. So I packed a travel bag and headed off to hers. One of her model mates was staying at hers too and we all ended up having threesomes the whole time. They were fighting over who I got to spunk over. On Christmas morning I wrapped up my old Kill Em All CD and gave it to her as a present.She was chuffed to bits saying she was a massive metal fan but had never listened to this album. She gave me a whsmith voucher for my present and a blowjob. It was f**king ace awimb and now she wants a relationship but due to her busy work schedule Im not keen to commit but we'll definately be shag buddies whatever.
He can't even tell the difference between catwalk models & AIDS riddled, meth head,
tranny whores. #prayforhairflyd
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