I overheard some colleagues talking about Buffet restaurants.
I am usually left underwhelmed by the whole buffet experience.
I had one in Vegas that was a bit bitter. But in quantity over quality.
The buffet has three elements that render it antithetical to good food: mass catering; sitting around going manky; and having to fetch it yourself.
Especially not the breakfast buffet. Full English is a beautiful thing but it's utterly ruined by hanging about longer than one of sting's tantric ****s.
Special mention for the wee conveyor belt toasters and mini size cereal packets though. If you're tired of that **** you might as well end it now.
Toast that is either woefully over- or underdone
And also one of my jokes.
It's all about tactics and where you position yourself on the park.
Close enough to be able to keep an eye on things, ready to pounce at any time upon the delivery of freshly cooked breads. In between you simply drink.
This strongly suggests to me that they're just serving the **** that was left over from Saturday night.
Probably helped by the fact that I hadn't had a full English in months and they actually provided proper f**king glasses for the orange juice so you could sate your thirst without filling up a f**king thimble 30 times over
when I lived in Swiss cottage. Basically consisted of chicken and potato which is all you really need
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