Seriously http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebusua_Dwarfs
Honourable Mentions:
Deportivo ****a - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deportivo_****a
Fotballaget Fart - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FL_Fart
Botswana Meat Commission - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botswan...ommission_F.C.
Semen Padang - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen_Padang_F.C.