*swirls expensive and ridiculously over-sized designer scarf around my neck while sipping on my Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte With Soy Milk and adjusting the placement of my apple computer so people in the coffee shop can see the logo on display*
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastl e-united-star-cheick-tiote-7849921
One missus over here & he's married another lass in Africa, he's also got a mistress in the toon(lives just around the corner from him & wife #1), who's just had his kid. Makes you wonder how finds time to play football.
I might sack it all off and go on benefits.