"Hi Bunnell, Bummell, John whatever.
I'd like to make an apology for my conduct aimed towards you. With a bit of soul searching I have come to realise it's through utter boredom and lack of companionship that leads me to living a double life on Awimb. Awimb is effectively my conduit to release my frustrations and I have picked on you for whatever reasons.
This will change however as 4 days ago I have bought a pet monkey. It's a Pig-tailed Macaque breed, 4 years old, lovely little thing who I've called Jorge. He has bought friendship and love to an otherwise tiresome existence and I am the better person for it.
Yesterday we was sitting on the couch watching a bit of Xtra-Factor when Jorge the monkey came on my lap wanting a bit of affection. I started stroking his back when I saw his little butthole poking up. In a moment I can't describe I just had this urge to stick my finger up his arse and I pulled out a little bit of poo and rubbed it over my face. I got so turned on that I grabbed him and f**ked 7 shades of **** out of him.
He's a real star.
Your friend, Floyd. x"
I'm not to sure about this filth being sent to my inbox. Can mods have a word?
this is all sorts of wrong
He shouldn't have called you a monkey.
And he was watching x-factor
one of the very few posters on here worth reading these days
Floyd
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