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  1. Do you often find women crying at the critical...

    Do you often find women crying at the critical moment, 7?

    You know that no means no, right?
  2. They had dancers and a gospel choir and a huge...

    They had dancers and a gospel choir and a huge set that was like a sort of Transformer... BUT THE BLANDNESS! It actually made me nauseous.
  3. Thread: May gone.

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    May gone.

    Christ, that took some time.

    Welcome, if only for a brief period, Prime Minister Johnson.
  4. There were many, many ladies of a certain age who...

    There were many, many ladies of a certain age who were clearly deeply committed to Jason, Howard and the other one. Is that who I mean?
  5. It was happening where I was staying for a work...

    It was happening where I was staying for a work do, and the bar staff thought it would be hilarious to sneak us in halfway through. I was about 9 pints in so it sounded like an amusing idea. I was...
  6. Not a single one, thank God.

    Not a single one, thank God.
  7. So. Should you ever get the opportunity of seeing Take That live,

    don't bother.

    Blimey, I'm no music snob and I bow to no man in my appreciation of good pop music, but this... this is cynical, bland shíte.

    The ladies loved it, mind.
  8. Well if you're going to be like that... Mike...

    Well if you're going to be like that... Mike Riley.
  9. Not that I'm particularly fussed, but the three...

    Not that I'm particularly fussed, but the three HUGE white stripes across the shoulders make me question whether we support The Arsenal or Adidas United. Surely the kit should be focussed on the...
  10. Better yet, if a real man takes over he might...

    Better yet, if a real man takes over he might just step from the depstach box and batter that snaggle-toothed traitorous cúnt Corbyn to death. Live on TV. :cloud9:
  11. I've got a big night on the piss in Milton Keynes...

    I've got a big night on the piss in Milton Keynes tomorrow. I'll be staying at the stadium hotel. The exciting news is that Take That are performing. 38,000 menopausal divorcees? Bring it.
  12. Isn't that bloody woman supposed to have resigned by now?

    Christ, this is dragging.
  13. Good point. That's why he's got no hope of...

    Good point. That's why he's got no hope of winning, he doesn't even know his own name.
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    Nice, aar, very nice.

    Nice, aar, very nice.
  15. Vienna's not in England, ega. I believe it's in...

    Vienna's not in England, ega. I believe it's in Yoorp.
  16. It’s the annual event where we vote to choose who...

    It’s the annual event where we vote to choose who will be King for the next 12 months. It’s currently King Jimmy Saville, but he’s retiring, so it’s a straight shout out between Nigel, Roy Hull, and...
  17. Thread: So

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    You wanted that fine gentleman sacked for the...

    You wanted that fine gentleman sacked for the sake of your amusement? You're no better than Farage.
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    Wait, if you're not great at geography your...

    Wait, if you're not great at geography your options are criminality or the hospitality industry?

    What the fúck kind of theory is that?
  19. Thread: So

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    I know, I begged her ot behave with a bit of...

    I know, I begged her ot behave with a bit of dignity but she won't listen :-(
  20. Thread: So

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    :nod: Sometimes he has to punch your mum...

    :nod: Sometimes he has to punch your mum repeatedly in the tit to get her lips off my glans.
  21. Thread: So

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    You did say it though, in fairness. You said you...

    You did say it though, in fairness. You said you wanted him gone because you were 'bored'. Like a big, spoilt child demanding a new toy. :nod:
  22. Thread: So

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    You called him a senile French cúnt. Arsene, not...

    You called him a senile French cúnt. Arsene, not berni.
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    Wasn't that staffed by crims and ne'er-do-wells?...

    Wasn't that staffed by crims and ne'er-do-wells?

    Not for me, Clive.
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    Fat-tongued, that is. Sausage-fingered cúnt. Me,...

    Fat-tongued, that is. Sausage-fingered cúnt. Me, not him.
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    Fat-tonhgued mockney wánker gone.

    Or at least his 'restaurants' have.

    I made the appalling error of eating in one out of choice once. :hehe:

    Subsequently I was made to visit one on 2 or 3 occasions for business :hehe:

    They...
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