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Two events occur tomorrow about which I do not give a flying fvck. The wedding thing is one.

Here is the event. The dog steals the show imo :hehe:

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https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/997495884647673857

Yes, but Sir C has a gruesome turn of mind and obsesses over disembodied lady parts like Ed Gein.

Maybe. But I'm sticking with it.

Burney is dead. Long live Titbarge!

To be honest, if these people want the dark web to take off, they ought to make it easier to get on to. I'd love nothing better than to order an ounce of coke, an AR-15, a pygmy sex slave and a human...

Yes. I drank all that on nothing but a croissant. :-\

I no longer have a Mac, so I can't do that foreign vowels thing as easily as I used to.

And how is a barge full of cvnts 'OK', but a barge full of tits isnt?

Weirdo.

I sat on The Tattershall Castles guzzling beer all afternoon yesterday. My receipts this morning tell me I consumed at least ten pints and a bratwurst mit pommes frites from Herman ze German on...

What about Cvntbadger? Would you prefer Cvntbadger to Titbarge?

You're fooling no-one. You're clearly in on this and I won't rest until I have justice.

Scuse me. I am here you know.

Nobody's going to forget that along with 71g (who is clearly the man most responsible for this farce), you are the only other person not banned.

You're clearly guilty of something.

They're on the backs of mice. Like that ear was - but tits.

Think how comfy it would be, though. You could lie down and have a nap on a bed of tits. :cloud9:

Would it help if I said they were grown in labs?

:furious: I expect heads to roll for this debacle, 71g. Don't you know who I am, ffs?!

Why? A barge full of tits would be a splendid thing, surely?

It was the first word that sprang to mind. Seriously. :-\

I must say, I'm very impressed by an attempt to crack down on spamming that bans the site's most frequent users. Very bright, that.

Fvckssake. :rolleyes:

I, too, have been banned.

I blame the forces of international communism - and the jews, obvs.

Burney, btw.

Basically, this appears to be the mother of all fvck ups.