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  1. This tranny looks unerringly like Martin Ødegaard

    https://www.theguardian.com/books/2021/aug/31/my-experience-as-a-trans-person-doesnt-fit-the-script-but-why-should-it

    Hello people.

    Aren't we all glad Wenger left? :-D
  2. I know but I'd still enjoy reading them back if I...

    I know but I'd still enjoy reading them back if I could find them :(
  3. I seem to recall you predicting this would all...

    I seem to recall you predicting this would all end in tears very early doors - can't find the posts though....
  4. :clap: :clap: :clap: Just showed it to the...

    :clap: :clap: :clap:

    Just showed it to the kids. They have questions:

    Louis (6):
    "What's Barney's favourite food?"
    "Do you know how old he is?"
    "Who cleans up his poo?"

    Anus (4):
  5. Thread: I'm back

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    Listen mate, lockdown is getting to us all, but...

    Listen mate, lockdown is getting to us all, but I'm not going to let you f*ck my son.
  6. Thread: I'm back

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    Have you considered one-to-one online tutoring?...

    Have you considered one-to-one online tutoring? My son is doing a session right now.

    https://www.teacherstoyourhome.co.uk/
  7. Hi guys - not posted for a while but I have some pretty gutting news to tell you

    Pepe is still f*cking sh*t imo
  8. Well, anyone who chooses to have kids with a...

    Well, anyone who chooses to have kids with a working partner does so in the knowledge that they probably won't get paid for looking after them.

    But what the women referred to in the report also...
  9. I'm not offended, honestly. I just think it's...

    I'm not offended, honestly. I just think it's revealing that you would never see the corollary point made that the "burden of work is still falling primarily on men", even though this would arguably...
  10. "Burden of unpaid childcare falling increasingly again on women, ONS figures show"

    Now don't get me wrong, I'd be the first to acknowledge that looking after children is utterly horrific, but can it be normal or healthy for it to be so casually described by an official government...
  11. Filthy joo?

    Filthy joo?
  12. She would surely have said "next year" in that...

    She would surely have said "next year" in that case...

    And one could argue that a woman called Margaret is almost as quintessentially and iconically British as the Bard. They should have shoved it...
  13. Someone needs to break it to poor Margaret that getting vaccinated isn't her ticket

    to freedom.

    She thinks it means she can see her family and friends in the New Year, the dopey cow...

    "I feel so privileged to be the first person vaccinated against Covid-19, it’s the best...
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    Hang on, this kebab house is in Margate? Why...

    Hang on, this kebab house is in Margate?

    Why are you in Margate?
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    I miss eating (your mum) out :-(

    I miss eating (your mum) out :-(
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    By his own estimation, men over 70 have only a 1%...

    By his own estimation, men over 70 have only a 1% risk of dying of COVID if they catch it.

    And of course that’s only if they catch the virus. Factor in the probability of catching it in the first...
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    "A very good chance of killing them"? What...

    "A very good chance of killing them"?

    What the buggery are you jibbering on about?
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    Have you been to Kricket in Soho? Going...

    Have you been to Kricket in Soho?

    Going tomorrow. Must be the world's least Covid-friendly restaurant. Communal tables in a sweaty basement :hehe:
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    Would you mind at all if I took this opportunity...

    Would you mind at all if I took this opportunity to say "Suck your mum"?
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    I've been waiting for Pepe to cause me similar...

    I've been waiting for Pepe to cause me similar embarrassment.

    Alas... :-(
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    I called it right on Pepe

    and I'll call it early on this new fella...

    He's f*cking ace :nod: :thumbup:
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    According to the reports, the fella in the...

    According to the reports, the fella in the costume is STILL Jerry Quy, who must have been in his 50s when he worked on the Travel Club away day nonce coaches in the 1990s, meaning he'll be well into...
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    Can anyone recommend a cheap bike car rack?

    I mean, I'm happy to spunk half a grand on one if, as Halfords insist, I *really* need to.

    However I strongly suspect that I don't.
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    How the f*ck is this place still going?

    :hehe:

    So anyway, I'm getting two kittens.

    Charlie and Lola.

    That's my news - what's yours?
  25. Thread: 8 mins....

    by Monty92
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    Thank you, this is extremely useful

    And since I am officially £14,000 richer than on Wednesday thanks to that sexy brown *******, I think I may just get me a Classic.
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