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  1. The menu is suspiciously large. I'm guessing that...

    The menu is suspiciously large. I'm guessing that Brake Bros, the freezer and the microwave are doing the bulk of the heavy lifting here. :-(
  2. Wednesday 1st it is. Shall we try the Lion?

    Wednesday 1st it is. Shall we try the Lion?
  3. That's the Lion. It's all been tarted up now....

    That's the Lion. It's all been tarted up now. Exposed brick walls and fancy crisps. But now I see it's a chain. Hmmm.
    ...
  4. Ooh yuck. I had a pint of Red Stripe the...

    Ooh yuck.

    I had a pint of Red Stripe the other day. It's like fúcking syrup. :puke:
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    It's great! So many knickers, so much twisting...

    It's great! So many knickers, so much twisting :hehe: Honestly, there are going to be leftists having fúcking embolisms :hehe:
  6. Numbers? What is numbers? We should do lunch....

    Numbers? What is numbers?

    We should do lunch. Ndxt week. Wednesday?
  7. I like the Pied Bull but it was Saturday morning...

    I like the Pied Bull but it was Saturday morning and all about sitting awhile by the river in lazy contemplation. Actually I was impressed by the Lion. It used to have a sort of Harvester feel, when...
  8. I popped into the Lion at Farningham the other...

    I popped into the Lion at Farningham the other day. I ordered one and a half pints of Timothy Taylor (?) and a bag of dry roasted nuts.

    Riddle me this: how can a pint and a half of bitter and a...
  9. You've got a attitood problem, dude.

    You've got a attitood problem, dude.
  10. I'm up to series 5 episode 2. If I can avoid...

    I'm up to series 5 episode 2. If I can avoid spoilers for another 3 weeks I'm golden.
  11. Spoilertastic, h, thanks very much indeed. ...

    Spoilertastic, h, thanks very much indeed.

    Meanwhile, she's 22 years old so you're not a peedo after all.
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    Being ugly doesn't matter if you're a chick...

    Being ugly doesn't matter if you're a chick though, does it? You'll still get laid. You could have a face like Nigel Farage's árse, but as long as you're equipped with títs and fánny, you can enjoy a...
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    Not real though, is it? We used to call it,...

    Not real though, is it? We used to call it, 'being naughty'. And a good hiding cured us of aspergers, autism, peanut allergies, anxiety and any other made up bullshít designed to give parents a free...
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    Assburgers is a made up nonsense, though. Her...

    Assburgers is a made up nonsense, though. Her issues are that she's a precocious little creep and has never had the belt round the earhole and been advised to shut the fúck up while adults are...
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    That Swedish eco-loon kid is as weird as

    fúck. What kind of twisted parents brainwashed that little freak?
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    I'm not sure that Allans need an reason to...

    I'm not sure that Allans need an reason to retaliate, do they? They seem heel bent on retaliating whether or not there's anything to retaliate for.

    Imagine. A whole religion based on the...
  17. So Spurs lost, United lost, Chelsea drew, and we

    fúcked it. Properly fúcked it.

    Irritating. Perhaps more than irritating, in fact.

    El Neny and Guendouzi. It's hardly Vieira and Petit, is it? It's not exactly Fabregas and Nasri.

    I is...
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    The new Giullietta's nice. They should offer you...

    The new Giullietta's nice. They should offer you a 'customer loyalty bonus' if you stay with them.
  19. For all you Daphne Du Maurier fans, and I know there are plenty out there,

    the sequel to Rebecca, Rebecca's Tale, written by Sally Beauman in 2001, is a terrific yarn and close enough in style to Daphne to make you forget it's not by her. Well worth a listen.
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    And they serve you one slice of pork belly. ...

    And they serve you one slice of pork belly.

    Fúck schlepping to Croydon for one slice of the belly.
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    The staff were absolutely fantastic. Clearly well...

    The staff were absolutely fantastic. Clearly well trained and incredibly smiley and enthusiastic. I was actually shocked to experience such delightful service. It's a chain, apparently. Turtle Bay....
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    Have you still got your diesel Fiat f?

    Have you still got your diesel Fiat f?
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    I had jerk pork belly which was pretty nice but...

    I had jerk pork belly which was pretty nice but the portion was extremely niggardly; one slice, which went with my breath, leaving me eyeing my companions' meals jealously. I suggested they poke...
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    He's always had a kind face, hasn't he? So...

    He's always had a kind face, hasn't he? So important, I always think.
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    Do you strain it through your teeth? I was...

    Do you strain it through your teeth?

    I was drinking rum in 'Milton Keyne's finest Jamaican restaurant' until God knowws what time. At 7 this morning I decended upon a Hilton breakfast buffet like...
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