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    What we should be doing to defend ourselves...

    What we should be doing to defend ourselves against being massacred in the streets is to start by defending those values imo.
  2. Thread: Roger Moore gone.

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    Agreed. I liked it despite Moore's camp parody of...

    Agreed. I liked it despite Moore's camp parody of Bond.
  3. You mean that Allah stands there, arms crossed,...

    You mean that Allah stands there, arms crossed, saying "Sorry mate. No ID, no 72 raisins for you, my friend."
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    I was thinking of Bataclan the other day and...

    I was thinking of Bataclan the other day and wondering how long to the next one. :-|

    Do you want my ticket for Saturday?
  5. That and the latex dress. I expect her boyfriend...

    That and the latex dress. I expect her boyfriend enjoys being stabbed.
  6. Didn't he stop taking that though becasue it was...

    Didn't he stop taking that though becasue it was looking conspicuously like a dividend?
  7. Huzzah! And this means we won't have to listen...

    Huzzah!

    And this means we won't have to listen to Chelsea fans forever singing about how Cesc Fabregas won the double. :-) Until next year, at least.
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    Lucas Perez, I expect. The poor sod.

    Lucas Perez, I expect. The poor sod.
  9. :nod: Maurice is English for Mohammed.

    :nod: Maurice is English for Mohammed.
  10. I was going to call him Pallister but I thought...

    I was going to call him Pallister but I thought that be a step to far, Munich.
  11. So Kosh, Paulista, and possibly Mustafi too unavailable for the final.

    Which leaves Per, Holding and Monreal with no backup. Have I missed anyone?

    And Gibbs on the wing. :-(

    Gubbed imo.
  12. I expect it will help. I've forgotten most of it...

    I expect it will help. I've forgotten most of it but what I do remember is not entirely understanding what was going on. Some stuff about Cherry Pie. And a bad mofo called Bob who the cop turns into...
  13. Zut alors!

    Zut alors!
  14. :nod: Bayern are going to phuck up next year,...

    :nod: Bayern are going to phuck up next year, finish third in their group, and draw us in the round of two-hundred-and-fifty-six or whatever it is.
  15. Not sure, but the Mesut played like someone who...

    Not sure, but the Mesut played like someone who wants to stay. Apart from his goal Sanchez appeared to be playing for Everton.
  16. More stayed than I expected. It was actually...

    More stayed than I expected. It was actually quite a warm atmosphere, I thought. An acceptance that the league season may have been a disappoint but these are our players and we will show our support...
  17. Thread: Happy Birthday

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    What, being easy to wind-up and get sent off?

    What, being easy to wind-up and get sent off?
  18. Thread: Happy Birthday

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    The opponents knew that all they had to do was go...

    The opponents knew that all they had to do was go and stealthly stand on his toe at a corner and there was a fairly decent chance that he would thump you.
  19. Thread: Happy Birthday

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    I'm glad you left out Jens. He's a bit over-rated...

    I'm glad you left out Jens. He's a bit over-rated imo.
  20. He saw the Crouch handball :hehe:

    He saw the Crouch handball :hehe:
  21. The second best thing Mr Lydon did since leaving...

    The second best thing Mr Lydon did since leaving the Sex Pistols. The best being the first Public Image single.

    On reflection, make that the second best thing he did since joining the Sex Pistols.
  22. Lolzers...

    Lolzers...
  23. Two good candidates. Lauren Bacall has to be up...

    Two good candidates. Lauren Bacall has to be up there too.

    http://chefslastdiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/16-8887-post/lauren-bacall-smoking.jpg
  24. Once you've bought your flat sack off half of...

    Once you've bought your flat sack off half of your material aspirations and work a 3-day week. Then chill, man. :thumbup:
  25. Energy: 100Cal Burping gas: 3g Cure for the...

    Energy: 100Cal
    Burping gas: 3g
    Cure for the universe: 500ml
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