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He’s going to love it h. Just picture Wes in a gimp mask with Peter nailing his scrotum to a plank whilst calling him a ****.

Back in 5.

Another one. “Please populate the spreadsheet and share.”

Oh **** off.

They look at each other’s bottoms :-(

:judge: Nothing to see. A simple coming together, no more.

Is this not a man's game any more?

Answer #1: They’re not.
Alternative answer: We’re not beating United and Spurs.

I bow to no man in my admiration for Odegaard, and despite his man of the match performance he clearly didn't look quite right in the first half - a number of misplaced passes which is completely...

Go ahead and reopen that wound, why don't you :-(

Quite so. An ankle breaker if ever I’ve seen one.

Maybe they’re just… fit. You know. Maybe they do some running in training which helps them to achieve athletic excellence?

Ødegaard, Saka amd Havertz are shagged out. If they were cavalry horses you’d describe them as “blown” and shoot them.

What a ****ing idiot.

I guess because our season is over?

What kind of perversity is this p?

I expect you've been watching the girls, as well :-(

Did we? I ended the night in a bar with la until daylight and remember little apart from dry retching on the BA flight home.

Arsene knew.

Just like last week, they are stronger, faster and technically superior to us.

#guardianreader

You should be watching TNT Sports 2 mate.

We’re not allowed retrospective nuking now? Get you, Mr woke milquetoast Canuck.

Your wife killed my Nan? I love you r but that’s out of order!

They killed my Nan.

Tuchel, probably.

Munich (A) Gubbed
Wolves (A) Gubbed
Chelsea (H) Gubbed
Scum (A) Gubbed

We're going to get gubbed p, and you know it.

�� It’s a different world now h. When you’re competing against oil or gangster money and therefore can’t afford a loss or a draw, there’s no point getting enthused or interested.

In short, the...