Click here for Arsenal FC personalised gift shop

Search:

Type: Posts; User: Burney

Page 1 of 20 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 3.23 seconds.

  1. :hehe: This has morphed from ‘May’s deal will...

    :hehe: This has morphed from ‘May’s deal will pass at the last minute’ to ‘May’s deal with minor amendments will pass’ to ‘May’s deal without the backstop will pass’ to ‘An entirely theoretical deal...
  2. There won’t be a second referendum.

    There won’t be a second referendum.
  3. So Merkel has said a deal is overwhelmingly unlikely since we’d essentially have

    to let the EU annexe Northern Ireland for one to happen.
    I look forward to Monty coming on here and telling us how he was right all along :hehe:
  4. Replies
    3
    Views
    134

    His finest moment. ...

    His finest moment.
    ...
  5. Replies
    8
    Views
    193

    At the very least it's manslaughter. Plus, he...

    At the very least it's manslaughter.

    Plus, he put that pungi trap right through that lad's nadgers. :-(
  6. Replies
    8
    Views
    193

    He brought down that helicopter. Pretty sure...

    He brought down that helicopter. Pretty sure someone died in that.
  7. :nod: Just think of it. Rubbed in oil and salt so...

    :nod: Just think of it. Rubbed in oil and salt so it's Crispy on the outside and warm and fluffly inside. A large knob of butter, salt and pepper. :eat:

    A good baked potato is a strong contender...
  8. For pleasure a baked potato. The other two...

    For pleasure a baked potato. The other two options are essentially bland.
  9. Replies
    8
    Views
    193

    How do you manage to stab four coppers to death...

    How do you manage to stab four coppers to death in a building filled with armed coppers?

    Fair play to the lad, he must have worked fast.
  10. Montbeliard? I might make myself a nourishing...

    Montbeliard?

    I might make myself a nourishing vegetable broth.
  11. :nod: It was in a samwidge, tbf. I had the Philly...

    :nod: It was in a samwidge, tbf. I had the Philly Cheese Steak, which was most pleasing.
  12. Nothing a large scotch and a nap won't cure imo.

    Nothing a large scotch and a nap won't cure imo.
  13. I imagine posting those is a hate crime these...

    I imagine posting those is a hate crime these days.
  14. I can happily report that Sir C is now feeling better.

    The poor fellow was reduced to eating fishfingers and chips, but it seems to have done the job.
  15. Replies
    48
    Views
    888

    :hehe: The fact that you had to specify female!...

    :hehe: The fact that you had to specify female! :hehe:
  16. Look at this shít, ffs! ...

    Look at this shít, ffs!

    https://twitter.com/talkRADIO/status/1179696720021770240
  17. But a clinical psychologist has made clear that...

    But a clinical psychologist has made clear that he represents a moderate risk of sexually offending against women because he is mentally impaired, horny as fúck and cannot understand consent. If he...
  18. So Extinction Rebellion were allowed to go Whitehall in a fúcking great fire engine

    and spray fake blood all over the treasury building.

    Never mind the fact that they're twáts, how the fúck was this allowed to happen? What happened to all this security we're supposed to have? Why...
  19. Where does his freedom to pursue sex end and the...

    Where does his freedom to pursue sex end and the right of others not to be sexually threatened by him begin?

    Clearly he represents a sexual threat or the case would never have been brought....
  20. Replies
    23
    Views
    429

    Yes. After all, you don't want to spend that much...

    Yes. After all, you don't want to spend that much money. :nod:

    In my experience, women don't understand the way these things can eat away at a chap's peace of mind and allow resentment to fester.
  21. Replies
    23
    Views
    429

    You know you'll never be able to look at it...

    You know you'll never be able to look at it agains without seeing the stain, don't you? It'll irk you basically until you either move or die. From now on, you'll always hate that walnut bar.
    ...
  22. Replies
    23
    Views
    429

    Don't choose too soon. They also offer a 'Barley...

    Don't choose too soon. They also offer a 'Barley risotto' with fresh thyme, kale and roasted baby carrots.

    God, being a vegetarian must suck. No wonder they're all such miserable ****s. :-(
  23. No. That's what the headline says, but the actual...

    No. That's what the headline says, but the actual quote from the judge refers to "a fundamental right to sex", which strikes me as carte blanche for Johnny Rapist.
  24. Replies
    23
    Views
    429

    Happily, I'm sure The Pied Bull will be able to...

    Happily, I'm sure The Pied Bull will be able to answer these needs. Would sir care for the Philly Cheese Steak (I think this is a steak sandwich)? The roast beef ploughmans? Or the ham, double and...
  25. I can't help but feel that to say people have a...

    I can't help but feel that to say people have a 'fundamental right to sex' represents something of a can of worms.
Results 1 to 25 of 500
Page 1 of 20 1 2 3 4