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    You could suck the ribs. Give them a good gumming.

    You could suck the ribs. Give them a good gumming.
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    But the brown gravy, man!

    But the brown gravy, man!
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    A Chinese without ribs is like the Arsenal...

    A Chinese without ribs is like the Arsenal without Cesc; it lacks soul and a raison d'être.
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    You have both forgotten the ribs. Amateurs.

    You have both forgotten the ribs. Amateurs.
  5. There will be liddle bit the sexytime though,...

    There will be liddle bit the sexytime though, surely? Not in a gay way, just friends?
  6. Red Label. If that fúcking steward brings me...

    Red Label. If that fúcking steward brings me Johnny Walker Black Label again at Christ knows how many ringgit a shot, I will have him beaten. I'm chucking soda in it for the love of God!
  7. I suppose if I lived there I might occasionally...

    I suppose if I lived there I might occasionally miss the cosiness of a roaring fire... but I could manage.
  8. Done. In Malaysia the sundowner should, of...

    Done. In Malaysia the sundowner should, of course, be the stengah. But you know that.
  9. My word. I find it glorious, utterly glorious. ...

    My word. I find it glorious, utterly glorious.

    You've got too many Irish genes :-(
  10. Pfff. Call yourself an Englishman? Sir Stanford...

    Pfff. Call yourself an Englishman? Sir Stanford Raffles never removed his jacket or loosened his cravat.

    I shall wear tweeds.
  11. Look, if it's an updated brand of colonial...

    Look, if it's an updated brand of colonial exploitation you're after, I'm all over it. Find me an opium den and three or four filthy oriental fillies to mop my brow, and I'm your man. My concern...
  12. What, completely smooth - all over? I expect...

    What, completely smooth - all over? I expect that's quite a sight when it's all oiled up, isn't it?

    Pic?
  13. Friends? Don't be ridiculous. They hate us and...

    Friends? Don't be ridiculous. They hate us and our sour milk smell and will never be our friends.

    I'd rather live in Essex than Singapore. Singapore? Is there a more soulless place full of...
  14. Drink? Wine, as God intended. Eat? Kebab, as God...

    Drink? Wine, as God intended.
    Eat? Kebab, as God intended.
    Watch? Telly.

    Your other needs are a matter for you and your conscience. And may God forgive you.
  15. We can't invade China, man! Are you quite sane?...

    We can't invade China, man! Are you quite sane? They've got an army of 18 billion and they're all experts in kung fu.

    No no, it would be a disaster.
  16. You're a bit late to the party, to be honest. ...

    You're a bit late to the party, to be honest.

    Nothing new there, I suppose.
  17. Finally, our colonial cousins appear across the...

    Finally, our colonial cousins appear across the pond to put all straight.

    wd ega.
  18. Hairy backs. That's the thing that always strikes...

    Hairy backs. That's the thing that always strikes me about Russians. Hairy backs.

    It's a sign of coarse breeding, you know.
  19. I had to unfollow; much as I find mentals...

    I had to unfollow; much as I find mentals amusing, her coke-fuelled rants were starting to grate a little.
  20. You can't really blame them after what happened...

    You can't really blame them after what happened last time.

    :hehe: I shouldn't laugh, but, :hehe:
  21. One wonders whether we shall be forced into a...

    One wonders whether we shall be forced into a pact with the Russian devil once more. I suppose if we instituted a naval blockade and Putin switched off their gas they'd be tempted to negotiate...
  22. Yes, there is great strength in unification for...

    Yes, there is great strength in unification for Grossdeutschland.

    680
  23. Consider life in Switzerland, with the famine and...

    Consider life in Switzerland, with the famine and the plagues and that :-(
  24. Staying in the EU to try to reform it would have...

    Staying in the EU to try to reform it would have done no good at all, I'm afraid.

    There is only one thing Germans understand, g. Cold steel. And they don't like it up 'em.

    Believe me, the day...
  25. Well, the rationing, massive debts and socialism...

    Well, the rationing, massive debts and socialism were a direct result of sorting out Europe's shít, the lower living standards, racism, **** food and dubious fashion choices far from unique to the...
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