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  1. She certainly wasn't alone. Our own dear Berni...

    She certainly wasn't alone. Our own dear Berni was confidently predicting a substantial increase in the Tory majority right up until the results were announced. Didn't hear him once bemoaning the...
  2. Went down from 7 to 2 then ;-)

    Went down from 7 to 2 then ;-)
  3. He is. Quietly, coldy and as mercifully as his grim task will allow, slitting throats

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  4. Let the Boristastrophe begin. I look forward to seeing the Tory party rip itself a

    few new arseholes before disappearing up one or all of them.
  5. For obvious reasons b? Are we to believe you were once a man of straw?

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  6. You needn't think that kind of sweet talk's...

    You needn't think that kind of sweet talk's getting me into that shed of yours ;-)
  7. I reckon if I wrote a modern noir under a Scandi...

    I reckon if I wrote a modern noir under a Scandi nom-de-plume in which the protaganist kills his victims by plucking out an eyeball and sodomising the bloody socket, it would cause quite a stir :-D -...
  8. Aye. It conjured images which I cannot now un-see...

    Aye. It conjured images which I cannot now un-see

    It did become rather weighed down by the need to add an unexpected dramatic twist to even the most peripheral sub-plot. I think the author had...
  9. Read thon book Sir C recommended. You'll then...

    Read thon book Sir C recommended. You'll then consider such imagery light hearted and jolly.
  10. Mercy me a, you must have passed through the...

    Mercy me a, you must have passed through the living hell called Hayes Town. Those of us who have lived near its environs simply call it the Open Prison. I knew a Hayes girl who had her anus tatooed...
  11. And anything south of the river is "here be pikies, chavs and right wing

    Millwall nut-jobs".

    ( I think we've been through this a few times b ).
  12. Look c. If liquidating Monty means liquidating all jews then I'm afraid

    that is what we must do.
  13. Irish my fat jamaican arse. West Brits don't count

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    Asphyxiate in an ill considered attempt to eat...

    Asphyxiate in an ill considered attempt to eat his own wig, the wig wearing cúnt.
  15. I expect the phone was stolen c

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  16. If one wanted to join his team of number...

    If one wanted to join his team of number crunchers* one would simply be subjected, via his ungodly contraption, to a succession of phalli of increasing girth until one cried out for mercy at which...
  17. Quite b. The idea that the Turing Machine was an abstract computing device of

    breathtaking genius is a common misconception. It was nothing more than a mechanical contraption he designed for the purpose of plunging a large wooden phallus into his bowels, leaving both hands...
  18. Have you been drinking already la? * *stupid...

    Have you been drinking already la? *

    *stupid question
  19. I'm not listening any of your literary recommendations again. The wolf and the

    Watchman now has me in its dark pitiless grip and will not let me go. A tour de force no doubt but I have read things I cannot unread and I am now compelled to finish it knowing I will only encounter...
  20. Now I'm no expert either, but surely yesterday will come to be

    recognized as the death knell of test cricket. A whole generation of fans will emerge without the attention span or appetite for the real game, not to mention commercial interests.
  21. You fúcking big jinxing **** you are!!!!

    [QUOTE=barrybueno;4242873]I wouldn't say 242 is easy H

    :cry: ..............
  22. Here we go then .. the mother of all collapses is about to happen :-(

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  23. Top reverse jinxing there - well done me. I love beating the aussies at

    anything possibly even more that the scotch :-D
  24. BBC are saying "Rampant England heading for final" That's it now isn't

    it. The pitiful, spineless collapse is about to commence :-(
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    There was a perfect word for her that I couldn't...

    There was a perfect word for her that I couldn't quite remember, then it came to me. Cúnt.
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