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  1. I sometimes forget that you don't drink, f. This...

    I sometimes forget that you don't drink, f. This is why you're so easily bored. Drink makes life much more interesting.
  2. Sticking it up where? :-(

    Sticking it up where? :-(
  3. Christ! I know it's warm, but I think human...

    Christ! I know it's warm, but I think human sacrifice is taking things a bit far, psrb! :yikes:
  4. Didn't one of the chains bring out pizzas with...

    Didn't one of the chains bring out pizzas with hot dogs and cheese in the crust? Or did I dream it?
  5. You don't call an election and then not campaign....

    You don't call an election and then not campaign. You just...don't.

    Mind you, losing that majority was a blessing in disguise. If she hadn't, she might have got her fúcking awful deal through...
  6. For the LOLs my favourite outcome would be Macron...

    For the LOLs my favourite outcome would be Macron getting on his tiny high horse and refusing to extend. The irony as pro-EU tossrags squeal about having such an important decision about this country...
  7. To everyone who says this I simply point out that...

    To everyone who says this I simply point out that we had a supposedly 'safe pair of hands' choice of PM for the last three years and she was an unmitigated disaster, destroying her own majority...
  8. He wasn't thinking of doing anything that...

    He wasn't thinking of doing anything that difficult, la.
  9. Boris Derangement Watch: Someone in my office just said to someone else that they've

    never been so depressed about the future of the country as they are now. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

    Don't get me wrong, I don't think Boris is the answer to all our problems, but the fact that he's...
  10. Ever heard of a cover story, a?...

    Ever heard of a cover story, a? :naiveafricandefending:
  11. What meltdown? The pound and the FTSE have just...

    What meltdown? The pound and the FTSE have just risen on the strength of the announcement. :shrug:
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    Just shake thoroughly to make sure you don't have...

    Just shake thoroughly to make sure you don't have a píss patch on your trousers and give yourself enough time to ensure your hands aren't still wet when you shake them with the interviewer.
  13. A great day, bb! My £2 a month on Tory Party...

    A great day, bb! My £2 a month on Tory Party membership has been well spent.
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    Oh, I hadn't seen that. I was too busy laughing...

    Oh, I hadn't seen that. I was too busy laughing at the pathetic bedwetters sending one another kitten pictures to cheer themselves up. :hehe:

    The Donald has given Boris the thumbs up. That'll...
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    He led the Leave campaign. I once had to ask...

    He led the Leave campaign.

    I once had to ask him to move out of the way so that I could get into a club in Soho. He was Mayor at the time and looked a bit miffed.
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    Oh, it's all wearisomely predictable and doesn't...

    Oh, it's all wearisomely predictable and doesn't really merit repetition.

    The thing is, the left used up all their decent anti-Boris material years ago. They've got nothing left but doom-mongering...
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    Yes, but all I really care about is whether he...

    Yes, but all I really care about is whether he can get Brexit done. Everything else is incidental. Besides, I'm not sure Boris is anything at all when it comes to convictions.
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    All Hail God Emperor Boris!!!

    I hereby pledge allegiance to your 1000-year Reich!

    :bow: :bow: :bow:
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    why are they still talking????

    why are they still talking????
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    The only thing that would be funny about Hunt...

    The only thing that would be funny about Hunt winning it is all the swine who've quit their cabinet posts crawling back for their jobs.

    Other than that, it would be terrible.
  21. Ketosis? I think only that happens when you're...

    Ketosis? I think only that happens when you're really extreme about it.
  22. Basically, yes. I pretty much just eat meat,...

    Basically, yes. I pretty much just eat meat, fish, eggs, vegetables that aren't potatoes ( :cry: ) and fruit. I experimented with Quinoa, but it's horrible fúcking shít and can fúck off. Beans of all...
  23. Doing a low-carb thing, so I'm eating a load of Pepperami.

    What I want to know is this: how come - in a world full of good dried sausage - are we stuck with Pepperami? Why has its dominance not been challenged?
  24. Fúcking hell. I reckon he has a fair claim to be...

    Fúcking hell. I reckon he has a fair claim to be the most expensive cat in history. You should get them to give him gold teeth. He'd look well gangsta.
  25. The chickens were extremely small, I remember...

    The chickens were extremely small, I remember that.
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