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  1. B it's a culture war and your attitude - they may...

    B it's a culture war and your attitude - they may now have tits and fannies but that's not good enough - is what allows the fückwits to shout transphobe at sensible people like me.

    If we say "Cock...
  2. Well, I saw what you did there and thought it...

    Well, I saw what you did there and thought it rather funny.

    I had to google it when I was called a TERF. I hadn't known it was a thing until that point. Had it not occurred to them that my sort...
  3. Much better in the old days when in F1 it was the...

    Much better in the old days when in F1 it was the black and gold JPSs against the red and white Malboro McClarens.

    Wish they'd had B&H. With Mayfairs at the back of the field on a shoe string...
  4. Thank you, fine sir.

    Thank you, fine sir.
  5. Cheers, mate. Though I haven't had an email...

    Cheers, mate.

    Though I haven't had an email from them yet. Is that right?
  6. I'll PM you if you actually have PM space for...

    I'll PM you if you actually have PM space for once.
  7. Can you only do it once? I might be up for it...

    Can you only do it once?

    I might be up for it but I'd have to ask the glw and she's busying editing in the computer room. I dare not disturb, and I don't want to waste your voucher if it's a one...
  8. Do you not worry that we used up so much magic in...

    Do you not worry that we used up so much magic in that win - the bat deflection for 6 which should only have been five, anyway, Roy looking out first ball etc - that we've blown it for the Ashes?
    ...
  9. That is one seriously unfunny Paddy.

    That is one seriously unfunny Paddy.
  10. tbh, I actually like the scoop shot when it's...

    tbh, I actually like the scoop shot when it's played properly. Much better than these ugly swipes that top edge for six or get clubbed along the ground in a totally random direction.
  11. I liked the old days when the MCC team would...

    I liked the old days when the MCC team would contain any non-Convict. The Nawab of Pataudi scoring a ton in the first bodyline test and then going home because he thought DJ's tactics were vulgar is...
  12. Don't matter, Herbs. That's not going to make...

    Don't matter, Herbs. That's not going to make people pay for Sky if they don't already. If people didn't pay the subs after the Ashes 2005, when the whole country was following the whole series,...
  13. I have to admit, I'd be fuming if it had happened...

    I have to admit, I'd be fuming if it had happened to us.

    I'd have loved it if we'd done it to the Convicts, but I do feel a but bad for the Kiwis. They've lost to the hosts twice on the trot.
    ...
  14. That was top reverse jinxing, I'll have you know....

    That was top reverse jinxing, I'll have you know. I even sacrificed an Aussie backpacker I lured in with a jar of Vegemite.
  15. I'm claiming that.

    No need to thank me.
  16. Useless donkeys. We destroy our test team to get a load of slogging all-rounders,

    and we lose to NZ in a home final.

    Hilarious.
  17. I knew you'd jinxed us when I read that post.

    I knew you'd jinxed us when I read that post.
  18. We're utterly fûcking useless. Knew they'd all...

    We're utterly fûcking useless.

    Knew they'd all bottle it. RR getting towards 7 rpo and no batting to come. This is where we miss Ali. A lower order bat than come come in and have a slog. ...
  19. So we're a month away from the start of the...

    So we're a month away from the start of the season.

    We've lost Rambo, Welbz and Cech. Kos wants out. We've still got Mustafi who's crap. Ozil who he won't build the team around. No creativity...
  20. Nah. It was scoring 407 a/o in just under 80...

    Nah. It was scoring 407 a/o in just under 80 overs on the first day of the 2nd test that turned things around after the Lords humiliation.

    MK got 90 in 102 balls. That set it up for KP and...
  21. Broad with his dander up against the Convicts is...

    Broad with his dander up against the Convicts is a terrifying sight. He has to start the first two tests at least, for me. If he's lost it, fine. But if not, we'll need him with the new ball.
  22. How does he get too little credit? He was the...

    How does he get too little credit? He was the 2nd highest run scorer. While Strauss got two tons, MK didn't get any but got 3 50s and averaged 43. Great opening combination, imo.
  23. Good point. I hope you're right. I think it no...

    Good point. I hope you're right. I think it no coincidence that as we've seen the rise of T20 leagues, we've been unable to replace Strauss, Cook and Trott.

    All our bowlers and WKs can slog...
  24. Even if you haven't jinxed us to get skittled out...

    Even if you haven't jinxed us to get skittled out by Starc, it doesn't matter. My missus would be too good for any of our contenders for top 3. She bowled against 8 year olds in the park in Mumbai...
  25. I agree about bringing Woakes back for the tail,...

    I agree about bringing Woakes back for the tail, but as you say, if he's not going to be used at the death, then keep bowling him if he's only going at 3-4 an over at the start.

    We just don't have...
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