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  1. A great accessory is the cast iron grill......

    A great accessory is the cast iron grill... fantastic for steaks.
  2. I'm off carbs, apparently. No pitta for me :cry:

    I'm off carbs, apparently. No pitta for me :cry:
  3. It's nice to have but I wouldn't say it's a must....

    It's nice to have but I wouldn't say it's a must. I'd recommend mastering your long, slow cooks and your searing and reverse searing before worrying about the JoeTisserie. It's quite expensive too, I...
  4. We've been listening to this tale of doom for...

    We've been listening to this tale of doom for three years, but each morning the sun rises, the chickens lay and the postman whistles his way up the garden path. We, much like the dude, abide.

    You...
  5. Yes, my local fridge has a nice bottle of Malbec...

    Yes, my local fridge has a nice bottle of Malbec or twelve chilling, and a shedload of chicken thighs have been marinading in shawarma mix for 20 hours and are ready to go on the rotisserie. There...
  6. Notice how we're about to have a war with Iran

    and reg has disappeared.

    I wonder if he's trudging through a desert somewhere dressed as a bedouin.
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    Book him Danno. Murder one.

    Book him Danno. Murder one.
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    Haha what does that mong Jorge have to say? I...

    Haha what does that mong Jorge have to say? I almost wish I hadn’t blocked him now. He’ll be having a proper wetty.
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    You realise he's another 'liberal', don't you?...

    You realise he's another 'liberal', don't you? He's basically Cameron in disguise. At least he'll blunder around a bit.
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    Phew. Boris it is.

    Phew. Boris it is.
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    What if it's Hunt after all?

    Boris might be a disater, but at least he'll be interesting disaster. Hunt would just be dull.
  12. Isn't Pepperami about 90% chemicals? :-( Oddly...

    Isn't Pepperami about 90% chemicals? :-(

    Oddly enough, the glw and I have just this morning faced up to having to go on hard routine for a month or so. A stone has snuck on :-(

    This low-carb...
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    He never really looked like Felix Leiter to me. ...

    He never really looked like Felix Leiter to me.

    What don't you like about the CIA then?
  14. :hehe: He's got a new hip ball joint, but he grew...

    :hehe: He's got a new hip ball joint, but he grew that himself.

    He has to take two drugs every day for the arthritis in that hip. The supply of these two drugs comes to 140 per month.

    Every...
  15. Is it? 13? Is that a whole chicken? Now I...

    Is it? 13? Is that a whole chicken?

    Now I think of it, it's 10 years since I've been in one.
  16. Yes, Bertie. Apparently he's got some...

    Yes, Bertie. Apparently he's got some funny-shaped teeth which are pressing on his gum. Rather than remove them they're going to do some sort of orthodontic magic.

    In short, the cat's having...
  17. :nod: I have no desire to cancerise my dinner, b.

    :nod: I have no desire to cancerise my dinner, b.
  18. It's chicken and chips :shrug: It's not bad...

    It's chicken and chips :shrug: It's not bad chi8cken and chips. The spicy chicken and chips is quite spicy.

    That is, literally, it.
  19. Did KFC. Did chinee. Did Indian. Did them all. It...

    Did KFC. Did chinee. Did Indian. Did them all. It went on for months.
  20. My cat has to go into the vet tomorrow for some dental work.

    Over 700 worth of dental work, they tell me.

    This morning I have dug out his pet insurance policy to check how to claim these monies.

    Whilst looking for the section entitled 'how to claim' I...
  21. I can imagine, i. Being without a kitchen is the...

    I can imagine, i. Being without a kitchen is the greatest pain in the arse known to man. When my kitchen was being done I ate in Nando's ffs.
  22. :insurancejob: :jewishlightning:

    :insurancejob: :jewishlightning:
  23. You've got one of those shower stools for OAPs?...

    You've got one of those shower stools for OAPs? Lols.
  24. After a relaxing soak in the bath, perhaps...

    After a relaxing soak in the bath, perhaps following excessive exercise, one takes a quick shower to remove the layer of filth :shrug:

    Also, chicks need a bath to shave their areas in.
  25. Fair one b, fair one.

    Fair one b, fair one.
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