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    We were more likely to experience polio than polo...

    We were more likely to experience polio than polo in Thornton Heath. :-(
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    I was born in St Mary's Maternity Hospital, which...

    I was born in St Mary's Maternity Hospital, which means I'm either from Surrey or South London. Or both.

    I'm sorry, but how can Thornton Heath be in the same county as Virginia Water? It's...
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    Yes, but how well? Have you never seen those...

    Yes, but how well? Have you never seen those programmes where they shine a blacklight over hotel beds to reveal huge troves of semen and pubes?
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    :nod: If you try not to think about the fact that...

    :nod: If you try not to think about the fact that you're basically sleeping in the combined ejaculate of several thousand lonely sales reps, it's fine.
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    Surely blood pressure is a classic example of the...

    Surely blood pressure is a classic example of the observer's paradox? I mean simply by worrying about it, you're raising it, so you're probably best off not knowing about it. FACT*. :nod:



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    Is it anything to do with your heroic consumption...

    Is it anything to do with your heroic consumption of the white, crystalline substances?

    I mean salt, obviously.
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    If I wanted to see your sister handling balls I'd...

    If I wanted to see your sister handling balls I'd be on PorhHub, mate.
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    The grandma who wanted to bang you? :-(

    The grandma who wanted to bang you? :-(
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    That Vienna game was our first one back in Europe...

    That Vienna game was our first one back in Europe after the ban, wasn't it? I remember being entirely confident that we'd stroll the European Cup after that.

    Fúcking Benfica. :-(
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    So he's an actual carniverous dinosaur, right? So...

    So he's an actual carniverous dinosaur, right? So presumably that means that away from the public gaze, he's regularly devouring heaps of bloody meat. Doesn't seem quite so cute now, does he?
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    :shrug: I said he was a nonce, not that he was...

    :shrug: I said he was a nonce, not that he was desperate.
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    His involvement with the Junior Gunners tells me...

    His involvement with the Junior Gunners tells me he's a nonce. :judge:
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    I remember the North Bank. I don't remember...

    I remember the North Bank. I don't remember seeing a 7 foot animal on there. Well, not a green one, anyway.
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    You realise that Monty is going to be...

    You realise that Monty is going to be insufferable about being proved right, don't you?
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    I do like the way everyone's now starting to see...

    I do like the way everyone's now starting to see that I've been right all along. That big, green, choker-wearing, Jurassic Park cash-in, theropod **** has been an embarrassment since day one and his...
  16. Are they big fans of the Hoff like they are in...

    Are they big fans of the Hoff like they are in Germany?
  17. Without wishing to take the heat off England's...

    Without wishing to take the heat off England's shortcomings, to be honest I think Australia need to take a long hard look at themselves and ask how, despite having a much superior bowling options and...
  18. Totally worth it. :cloud9:

    Totally worth it. :cloud9:
  19. It'd be all that white ball rubbish, though,...

    It'd be all that white ball rubbish, though, wouldn't it? And they shít in the street, which is almost as bad.
  20. Yesterday was the most poignant day of the year: the end of the summer's test cricket

    It's always much worse than the end of the football season (even back when I used still to care about football), since the end of the football season at least means summer is about to start. The end...
  21. Ah, but perfect for a putting into a roll. With...

    Ah, but perfect for a putting into a roll. With onions.

    Face facts, p. The sausage is superior.
  22. Hear him! Hear him! :nod:

    Hear him! Hear him! :nod:
  23. Bacon is useful in wider cooking, of course. But...

    Bacon is useful in wider cooking, of course. But on its own it's just a bit dull and too salty. A good sausage, on the other hand, is a splendid and toothsome thing.
  24. Gizzards. That's what you want. Lots of gizzards.

    Gizzards. That's what you want. Lots of gizzards.
  25. The older I get, the more convinced I am that...

    The older I get, the more convinced I am that bacon is overrated. There, I've said it.

    I'd even put it behind black pudding, tbh.
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