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  1. The use of 'sick' to mean impressive is now spreading and has become as

    corrosively irritating as using "like" as a piece of meaningless punctuation.

    I am going to do the same with the word ****. "Wow dude (pronounced dyude) that's a really **** piece of skateboarding...
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    Is there anywhere that you don't disparage apart from the repugnant cesspits of the

    Middle East?
  3. For crying out loud PSRB, are you a man or some...

    For crying out loud PSRB, are you a man or some kind of cowering subservient wretch? Just tell 'em you ain't fackin goin'.
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    Anybody out there wanna lend me a hand? ( I got...

    Anybody out there wanna lend me a hand? ( I got your back Red )
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    I am preposterously well endowed bb as your...

    I am preposterously well endowed bb as your mother will attest. I shall challenge their crass and narrow definitions of how large a clitoris may be. What fun it will be slapping my chopper down on...
  6. So Ollie was offered out but chose to stay. Must love us to bits, or

    didn't fancy bein' an 'ammer
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    Well in that case, I too am now officially gender...

    Well in that case, I too am now officially gender fluid. I shall be in the ladies changing rooms in Harrods tomorrow vigorously stroking my gender non-specific sex organ (cock) and woe betide any...
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    The clue is in the large ring contraption in its...

    The clue is in the large ring contraption in its nose b. It is neither bird nor bloke, it is cattle.

    Seriously though, I think if you turned it over there'd be a rather large cock menacing you b...
  9. G'waarn M.. See if you can't kick off a Twitter-quake about it 'cos I make you right.

    They'll be soooooooo embarrassed. Find out who's missing and have at it
  10. Machine dependent. On the FZS1000, 3rd above 8K...

    Machine dependent. On the FZS1000, 3rd above 8K rpm still empties the blood from my stomach after five years.
  11. Herbert Augustus Chapman finds the spectacle of Liverpool's distress most edifying,

    remembering, as he does, when matches at Anfield were refereed by the home crowd even more consummately than Sir Alex and his legion of rat eaters at Old Trafford.

    And Jamie Carragher appears to...
  12. Herbert refers to himself in the third person...

    Herbert refers to himself in the third person because of his manifest superiority.
  13. I just heard The Donald refer to himself in the third

    person; the unequivocal signature of an arch **** .
  14. Fifteen minutes til life returns to normal. I have an

    unfathomable feeling that we will win the title this season.
  15. jesus Gan' - even I don't mind forking out £.6.99 to Now TV for the match and I am

    parsimony personified
  16. Oh get yer lips off Berni's cock. Leaving would

    be an absolute catastrophe. The leavers were only having a laugh anyway. Even Berni accepts we can't really leave.
  17. Those flame top Loverocks always look sumptious...

    Those flame top Loverocks always look sumptious to me. Tried won wunce and the action was exquisite, only the faintest touch required.

    Another excellently built guitar which will cost a penny...
  18. You can shut it you miserable old soak

    You can shut it you miserable old soak
  19. Tokai are finely constructed instruments Fash....

    Tokai are finely constructed instruments Fash. Japan made I presume?
  20. Good on you Sir C. And to think you managed this noble display of

    equitability knowing full well that the dirty pikey must be guilty as hell.

    They'll hunt you down now btw. Deeply vengeful people. Your demise is, as we speak, being plotted in a gaily coloured...
  21. Your inclusion of Van Zandt in the pantheon of...

    Your inclusion of Van Zandt in the pantheon of axe gods marked you as a know-nought unworthy of discourse.
  22. Abuse of power! I'll have you flogged man

    Abuse of power! I'll have you flogged man
  23. No idea what you mean b :-D

    No idea what you mean b :-D
  24. Comforting to imagine Sir C earnestly pacing

    the floorboards of the jurors room like some ruggedly handsome* latter day Henry Ford, beseeching his fellow jurors to actually consider the evidence and not just assume guilt because the defendants...
  25. Problem is Monty, the absurdly straight line of...

    Problem is Monty, the absurdly straight line of chest pubes you've contrived to have peeping out from your vest makes you stand out like the proverbial dogs bóllocks. Mezut will now be very concerned...
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