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    Cor, he got to see Helga in her stocking and...

    Cor, he got to see Helga in her stocking and spendies close up.

    Cor.
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    Just talk like Herr Flick. That's what most of...

    Just talk like Herr Flick. That's what most of them seem to do.
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    I walked out of Victoria a couple of weeks ago...

    I walked out of Victoria a couple of weeks ago and noted with dismay that they were scaffolding the old bsuilding opposite, as if to dismantle it. That's the building that contained Overton's fish...
  4. Is that why all these churches have mysteriously...

    Is that why all these churches have mysteriously caught fire in France in the past 2 years? Is it a question of spontaneous combustion?
  5. I'm no expert, but isn't the poiunt exactly that...

    I'm no expert, but isn't the poiunt exactly that you're not seen?

    I really fancy some drugs, now you mention the matter. I've had no drugs for 4 years :-(
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    Maybe you could jib in?

    Maybe you could jib in?
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    It will be positively tropical. Bring your...

    It will be positively tropical. Bring your suncream.
  8. Chris+ still has a soft spot for it. If it was...

    Chris+ still has a soft spot for it. If it was costing him too much to keep up then we could get together and pay the costs. It would be like one of those heartwarming stories abotu villagers...
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    1) TAF: EGKK 171100Z 1712/1818 18010KT 9999...

    1) TAF: EGKK 171100Z 1712/1818 18010KT 9999 FEW030 TEMPO 1712/1811 7000 SHRA PROB30 TEMPO 1712/1717 20015G25KT 4000 +SHRA BKN014 PROB40 TEMPO 1800/1807 20015G25KT 4000 +SHRA BKN014CB BECMG 1803/1806...
  10. That's exactly the age I was when you used to...

    That's exactly the age I was when you used to mock me for being old. :-(

    Now I am old and you're still mocking me for it, you naughty young whippersnapper.
  11. They're leftist morons, h. They're not interested...

    They're leftist morons, h. They're not interested in the environment, they're interested in bringing down capiltalism.

    If one of them was unlucky enough to encounter me, they'd find out what...
  12. Have you read all this Ozil stuff today? It's fascinating.*

    *Dull as ditchwater.
  13. :clap: Nicely put, s.

    :clap: Nicely put, s.
  14. Thread: Brexit deal done

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    It's not really a done deal until it's been...

    It's not really a done deal until it's been ratified by the Central Committee of the EUSSR. And by parliament.

    :hehe:
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    4 hours. Jesus, I expect you stumbled out of...

    4 hours. Jesus, I expect you stumbled out of there and needed a quick 4 or 5 pints before you drove home?
  16. Makes you proud to be British, doesn’t it? :hehe:

    Makes you proud to be British, doesn’t it? :hehe:
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    Christ almighty, how did that happen? :yikes:

    Christ almighty, how did that happen? :yikes:
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    How long have you been there now la?

    How long have you been there now la?
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    :nod: I cannot tell a lie, I look like a mildly...

    :nod: I cannot tell a lie, I look like a mildly warmed corpse. She, of course, remains as beautiful as ever :love: Even at 22 stone.
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    Wait, that means it's just over 15 years siunce I...

    Wait, that means it's just over 15 years siunce I met v! Before the Blackburn game.

    :cry: :love: :smokin: :lager:
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    The last of the 49 was Villa at Higbury, wasn't...

    The last of the 49 was Villa at Higbury, wasn't it? Didn't Lee Hendrie score early and do a lap of honour? I remember thinking he might regret that if it angered our players.
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    I haven't had a speeding nick in 15 years. I'm...

    I haven't had a speeding nick in 15 years. I'm either extremely lucky or extremely old :-( :drivinggloves:
  23. We haven't heard much about the Manchester stabber, have we?

    Mentally ill, one assumes?
  24. Thread: Quiet in here...

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    Cygwin showed some stones on several occasions...

    Cygwin showed some stones on several occasions when everyone else ran and hid. Chris Wreh won us an FA cup semi. Sa ha Hleb was a magnificent footballer. Diaby was a fag paper away from having a...
  25. I'm not sure that made much difference to the...

    I'm not sure that made much difference to the millions tortured and murdered by the twisted politics of envy, or even the millions living in misery in eastern Europe between 1945 and 1989.

    But...
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