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    Sir C "She’s 34 ff" Back in 5

    Sir C "She’s 34 ff"

    Back in 5
  2. RIP Knowledge

    RIP Knowledge
  3. I'm guessing 'dripping wax and a quick tug'

    I'm guessing 'dripping wax and a quick tug'
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    This "old slag" business - I'm thinking Denise...

    This "old slag" business - I'm thinking Denise Welch :-(

    Hopefully your latest one's an upgrade/nice
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    (SALUTE!) It must be your aftershave

    (SALUTE!)
    It must be your aftershave
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    :hehe: Did that co-worker who's taken a shine...

    :hehe:

    Did that co-worker who's taken a shine to you make any unexpected advancements ?
  7. I'm sure the straight-forward miners Oop North...

    I'm sure the straight-forward miners Oop North will pay attention to the arguments of a man wearing a f***in bright pink beret and far too much red lipstick
  8. barrybueno "In no way whatsoever will I mention,...

    barrybueno "In no way whatsoever will I mention, ahem, a certain silly cup game in 1980 "

    Obviously more than "a leetle bit"
  9. He's a dead Ringer

    He's a dead Ringer
  10. Thread: Lunch?

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    :clap: There's no faulting that logic

    :clap: There's no faulting that logic
  11. Thread: Lunch?

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    bb "Claws on toast " Sounds like a mild...

    bb "Claws on toast "

    Sounds like a mild bush-tucker trial delicacy
  12. Thread: Lunch?

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    Looking at that cheap pizza, I would eat most of...

    Looking at that cheap pizza, I would eat most of it except the cake-sized circumference which would go straight in the bin ...or left out for the birds
  13. :hehe: Which sketch?

    :hehe:
    Which sketch?
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    That would be a 'laugh' Especially as we've...

    That would be a 'laugh'
    Especially as we've remained in the top flight for 100 years uninterrupted
  15. I liked the fire extinguisher attack - straight...

    I liked the fire extinguisher attack - straight out of Diamonds Are Forever
  16. They didn't even search his fearsome eyebrows for...

    They didn't even search his fearsome eyebrows for weapons
    Maddest set of brows since Cantona's
  17. Welcome Peter Are you still saddled with that...

    Welcome Peter

    Are you still saddled with that passive-aggressive acquaintance or are you finally able to sleep at night with both eyes closed?
  18. Was that Paul "I'll get in Petit's way and send...

    Was that Paul "I'll get in Petit's way and send him off" Durkin ?
    Another one who fits the "Ginger kund" description
  19. I see that rat-faced, miserable ginger cund Scholes has cricicised Mr Ljungberg

    for his choice of attire

    ‘You would think he’d be out in a suit to show a bit of proudness that he took the job,’


    'proudness' :Rolleyes:
    Uneducated, sour-faced thug
  20. Much is in the head, Herb but I have to admit to...

    Much is in the head, Herb but I have to admit to needing to look that one up
  21. It was due to be played on the weekend of the FA...

    It was due to be played on the weekend of the FA Cup Semi-Finals so your dream too wasn't far off, Herbs
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    BREAKING - London Bridge incident

    Man shot
  23. Swiss bank a/c ...or under the floorboards

    Swiss bank a/c ...or under the floorboards
  24. Oh! Presumably you were bedecked in 'colours' ,...

    Oh!
    Presumably you were bedecked in 'colours' , SC

    Did you let anyone spray a streak of red hairspray in your hair in honour of Freddie pre-match?
    I did :-)
  25. Sir C "He did. Was Terry carrying an injury?...

    Sir C "He did. Was Terry carrying an injury? Hasselbaink was, definitely. Bergkamp missed the game - and Vieira?"

    I think Terry either came on or went off
    JFH definitely had some kind of knock,...
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