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  1. There's the odd thing like Fillet Rossini and...

    There's the odd thing like Fillet Rossini and Rack of Lamb chucked in among the usual tat to convince a chap to spend more.
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    However, it will be a D-Day commemoration, so...

    However, it will be a D-Day commemoration, so they will have to shut the fúck up for one day at least.

    Oh God! He's going to stand on Omaha beach and say something about the krauts not paying...
  3. Absolutement. It seems to serve something called...

    Absolutement. It seems to serve something called a lobster fishcake. :rubchin:
  4. Oh and I meant 'yes'. How very accidentally rude...

    Oh and I meant 'yes'. How very accidentally rude of me to apparently ignore your kind suggestion.
  5. Seize-cent-soixante-quatre

    Seize-cent-soixante-quatre
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    Oh, God! Trump's coming over.

    Now we're going to have to spend six weeks listening to people who'll happily fund Jean-Claude Juncker's claret habit in perpetuity whining about spending taxpayer's money on hosting the President of...
  7. Oh, right. She was quaffing ale, was she? Oh,...

    Oh, right. She was quaffing ale, was she? Oh, dear. :-(

    Mind you, I was rather taken aback when I went into the pub with E and she ordered a pint of numbers. :yikes:

    I may try The Lion if you...
  8. Oddly enough, I just had lunch with the daughter...

    Oddly enough, I just had lunch with the daughter at the Pied Bull (a much better pub, albeit without the nice riverside garden).

    To answer your question, though, many people would tell you it's...
  9. Yeah, but I didn't expect him to **** her up the...

    Yeah, but I didn't expect him to **** her up the **** like that. :-(
  10. Have you ever considered that the person who sits...

    Have you ever considered that the person who sits there more than 24 hours after transmission of the most long-awaited series on the planet (and which everyone wants to talk about) moaning about...
  11. :nod: She's always been shockingly bad, but...

    :nod: She's always been shockingly bad, but lately since she's just been asked to do the haughty imperious bit and not try to convey any actual human emotions, she's been tolerable. However, she...
  12. I did utter a slight 'Ewwwww', I must admit. :-(...

    I did utter a slight 'Ewwwww', I must admit. :-(

    I suppose it's the fact that we've 'known' the character since she was very much a child and seeing her doing the sex feels icky.
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    Well she's not exactly normal, is she? There's...

    Well she's not exactly normal, is she? There's deffo summat wrong with her - apart from being Swedish, I mean.
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    I keep looking on Twitter and seeing people...

    I keep looking on Twitter and seeing people praising her and demanding that we end western consumerism to stop the Chinee polluting massively.

    They don't seem to grasp that this would basically...
  15. :hehe: How many years have you been watching the...

    :hehe: How many years have you been watching the Arsenal, t? Surely you have noticed over that time that there is always an incredible crop of youngsters about to burst into the first team and take...
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    :nod: There's a real Children of the Corn vibe...

    :nod: There's a real Children of the Corn vibe going on, isn't there? The weird thing is everyone lining up to praise her rather than pointing out that this is really fúcking messed up.
    ...
  17. Oh, I don't. At least he is actually an Arsenal...

    Oh, I don't. At least he is actually an Arsenal fan. We've had people stealing much more significant livings from us over the years.
  18. Ah, Blenkinsopp. Not so much an Arsenal player as...

    Ah, Blenkinsopp. Not so much an Arsenal player as a full-kit wánker par excellence.

    1084
  19. Yes. Remarkable, isn't it? I shudder to think...

    Yes. Remarkable, isn't it? I shudder to think what we'll look like once he gets rid of all AW's legacy signings and we only have what he thinks are good players. :yikes:
  20. 'In our hands' :hehe: We shít our collective...

    'In our hands' :hehe: We shít our collective pants every time there's a realistic prospect of securing a fourth-place spot and seem to regard other teams' stadia in the same way Superman regards...
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    Retaliation my arse. They just like killing...

    Retaliation my arse. They just like killing non-muslims. Or the wrong type of muslims. Or the right type of muslims who do the wrong things. Or the right type of muslims who do the right thing but...
  22. The much-heralded 'Race for Fourth' has devolved...

    The much-heralded 'Race for Fourth' has devolved into a competition between three sides to see who is prepared to step up and be the least shít. :hehe:
  23. For anyone who ever gets nicked, this is the gold standard of how to respond.

    "A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?" gets me every time. :hehe:

    https://twitter.com/mnrrntt/status/1119910257730424832
  24. Or...y’know....the foul, syphilitic, painful...

    Or...y’know....the foul, syphilitic, painful death-deserving cünt who picked him.
  25. My prediction of sixth is looking strong imo.

    My prediction of sixth is looking strong imo.
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