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    :nono: Not if you renounce papal authority...

    :nono:

    Not if you renounce papal authority and accept national sovereignty. Oh, and your priests will have to cut out the kiddy-fiddling, but apart from that you're free to get on with your false...
  2. Maybe parliament should pass a law, for a laugh,...

    Maybe parliament should pass a law, for a laugh, that permits Islamic weddings to be recognised, but only if they are between gay men.
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    I don't hate papists, dammit. Just the rule...

    I don't hate papists, dammit.

    Just the rule of the pope and his empire.

    Poor old J Edgar was a bit ahead of his time with his sexuality, wasn't he? :hehe:
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    The rulers of the US in general were a mix of...

    The rulers of the US in general were a mix of nazi investors, secret societies, robber capitalists, and violent mobsters, with the essence of this mix distilled into the CIA, who Kennedy wanted to...
  5. There's a bit of a gap between a provocative...

    There's a bit of a gap between a provocative Guardian article and actual legislation though, isn't there?
  6. Did you know that in the USA a bloke was...

    Did you know that in the USA a bloke was sentenced to 33 months in prison for calling for the death of a judge, in a website editorial, despite a jury acquitting him twice?

    Not exactly a model...
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    It was 54 years today...

    (To the tune of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)

    :music:It was 54 years today
    The CIA Killed JFK
    The Mob, Cubans, Spooks and Oil
    Did the job from the grassy knoll
    As the file comes...
  8. :hehe: Worse, he was siding with WES. No-one...

    :hehe:

    Worse, he was siding with WES. No-one should do that.
  9. Buses lying across pedestrian crossings, front...

    Buses lying across pedestrian crossings, front pressed up against the vehicle ahead, arse sticking out into the middle of the junction boils my wee.
  10. Right. Giving up our smart phones before they...

    Right. Giving up our smart phones before they were invented was an amazing sacrifice. wd us.

    But seriously, the cost of housing is out of control, and blaming millenials for being whiny doesn't...
  11. Seeing as this thread has degenerated into...

    Seeing as this thread has degenerated into autistic tedium I might as well join in.







    It was logically implied by you saying that "City's ability to sign players that we cannot ... does...
  12. So we should regularly be as good as a club who...

    So we should regularly be as good as a club who have unlimited power to recruit better players than us in every position. By us I mean Arsenal not Spurs.

    You sound like the kind of person who...
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    :hehe: Dear old...

    :hehe: Dear old Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg.

    https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/article_small/public/thumbnails/image/2015/07/20/10/Philip-Darmstadt-close-up.jpg
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    Kidney is also fůcking revolting imo. As is to be...

    Kidney is also fůcking revolting imo. As is to be expected of a thing that has been marinaded in piss for the whole of its life. Texture is foul too.
  15. Nope. Makes me puke too.

    Nope. Makes me puke too.
  16. Yes. The plateau was parked in Carlisle, tbf. We...

    Yes. The plateau was parked in Carlisle, tbf. We were on Yewbarrow in Wasdale.
  17. Ms A and I were once actually offered a ride in a...

    Ms A and I were once actually offered a ride in a plain from a complete stranger who approached us on the top of a mountain. Needless to say we declined. Then fled.
  18. Not at all. He's just kindly advising us of a...

    Not at all. He's just kindly advising us of a good place to go for a hearty brekky next time we're near Wycombe. If it's still there.
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    How do we know it flew over the Malay peninsular?...

    How do we know it flew over the Malay peninsular?

    Not doubting you, just wondering, like.

    Has the Bermuda triangle moved to Asia?
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    :nono: Rothschild Island, Antarctica. With...

    :nono: Rothschild Island, Antarctica.

    With Lord Jacob, the UFOs and Nazis and stuff. :nod:
  21. Good Dark Lord, no. Anti-semitism is the...

    Good Dark Lord, no.

    Anti-semitism is the anti-imperialism of fools! The Illuminati is not a Zionist plot!

    Just a bit Zi-curious, that's all.
  22. This aircraft collision over the Rosthchild estate.

    Is Lord Jacob Rosthchild dead or not? I presume not, despite being 'feared dead' for a while after the crash. :sherlock:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/747005343587176448/DCuaKqZf.jpg
  23. I don't think the people deserve to be violenced,...

    I don't think the people deserve to be violenced, just for expressing their views at the ballot box. Even if the concept of secession was illegit.
  24. Firstly, no. The point of art is not to...

    Firstly, no. The point of art is not to challenge. Challenge is an optional extra, or one of many things that art can do. Secondly, what I understand to be the mainstream politics of stand-up doesn't...
  25. Thread: Pulis gone.

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    The other 8 were all naked in the dressing room....

    The other 8 were all naked in the dressing room.

    EDIT: :homer: :noah:
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