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    Were they the same knickers Sir Cs mum lent him...

    Were they the same knickers Sir Cs mum lent him for an aircraft journey once ?
  2. The mentally ill person has been identified as Salman Abedi

    The mentally ill crims always have funny names like that
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    There was a young Nazi called Frederick Who did...

    There was a young Nazi called Frederick
    Who did nasty things down in Limerick
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    John Cravens Newsround would tell the news with...

    John Cravens Newsround would tell the news with digestible simplicity and then move on to Ming Ming the giant panda looking for a mate
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    :hehe: Your absorption capacity and continuing...

    :hehe:
    Your absorption capacity and continuing ability to function on a coherent and undead level would baffle any scientist
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    Not to the alcoholic individual

    Not to the alcoholic individual
  7. I will call it The Prayers Dont Work

    I will call it The Prayers Dont Work
  8. Piers MooreNotGone

    Piers MooreNotGone
  9. The free kick execution was clever The taker...

    The free kick execution was clever
    The taker lofted the ball over the heads of the defenders and Peter towards the middle of the goal where Granit headed over the bar
  10. The defenders are meant to stand 10 yards back or...

    The defenders are meant to stand 10 yards back or on the goal line
    I do not think the defenders not on the goal line were 10 yards back
  11. Penalty Laws "The kicker must not play the...

    Penalty Laws

    "The kicker must not play the ball again until it has touched another player"
    "If the kicker slips and effs up on the run-UP laughter is awarded"
  12. He might have been George Graham :monty:

    He might have been George Graham
    :monty:
  13. **** idea IUFG :vsign:

    **** idea IUFG
    :vsign:
  14. Good idea Is the top lid a piece of foil ?

    Good idea
    Is the top lid a piece of foil ?
  15. No I think meat thermometers are cundish so just...

    No
    I think meat thermometers are cundish so just measure when it is cooked by weight timings
    I am keen to try the initial 20 minute blast
  16. I will follow your advice either this Sunday or...

    I will follow your advice either this Sunday or next Sunday if chicken wins the race for the nearest one

    Please do not laugh but I have also tried rubbing a mixture of flour and mustard powder...
  17. I think the mistake I make is to seal the meat...

    I think the mistake I make is to seal the meat first of all
    Like it says on the back of the packet

    Playful = pissed ?
    :hehe:

    For a flamboyant dash of joire de vivre Worcester Sauce might work
  18. The Spud and Star Anise

    The Spud and Star Anise
  19. My beef leaves no juices in the tin All I find...

    My beef leaves no juices in the tin
    All I find are burnt shallots
    Even the fat ****s off :-(

    The red jelly is redcurrant Sorry
    If I wish to jazz the gravy up I add a sprig of thyme and pepper
  20. My eyes were closed because I could not believe...

    My eyes were closed because I could not believe it was happening
    He took longer than expected and afterwards he went off duty
  21. Flour Wooden spoon Stock Red jelly

    Flour
    Wooden spoon
    Stock
    Red jelly
  22. I think they are now unisex :-( I was once...

    I think they are now unisex

    :-(

    I was once given a supposetory by a male nurse
    He was gay
    :-(
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    The Chinese and the Japanese

    The Chinese and the Japanese
  24. Montys youngest ?

    Montys youngest ?
  25. RIP our Jorge

    RIP our Jorge
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