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  1. Look c. If liquidating Monty means liquidating all jews then I'm afraid

    that is what we must do.
  2. Irish my fat jamaican arse. West Brits don't count

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    Asphyxiate in an ill considered attempt to eat...

    Asphyxiate in an ill considered attempt to eat his own wig, the wig wearing cúnt.
  4. I expect the phone was stolen c

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  5. If one wanted to join his team of number...

    If one wanted to join his team of number crunchers* one would simply be subjected, via his ungodly contraption, to a succession of phalli of increasing girth until one cried out for mercy at which...
  6. Quite b. The idea that the Turing Machine was an abstract computing device of

    breathtaking genius is a common misconception. It was nothing more than a mechanical contraption he designed for the purpose of plunging a large wooden phallus into his bowels, leaving both hands...
  7. Have you been drinking already la? * *stupid...

    Have you been drinking already la? *

    *stupid question
  8. I'm not listening any of your literary recommendations again. The wolf and the

    Watchman now has me in its dark pitiless grip and will not let me go. A tour de force no doubt but I have read things I cannot unread and I am now compelled to finish it knowing I will only encounter...
  9. Now I'm no expert either, but surely yesterday will come to be

    recognized as the death knell of test cricket. A whole generation of fans will emerge without the attention span or appetite for the real game, not to mention commercial interests.
  10. You fúcking big jinxing **** you are!!!!

    [QUOTE=barrybueno;4242873]I wouldn't say 242 is easy H

    :cry: ..............
  11. Here we go then .. the mother of all collapses is about to happen :-(

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  12. Top reverse jinxing there - well done me. I love beating the aussies at

    anything possibly even more that the scotch :-D
  13. BBC are saying "Rampant England heading for final" That's it now isn't

    it. The pitiful, spineless collapse is about to commence :-(
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    There was a perfect word for her that I couldn't...

    There was a perfect word for her that I couldn't quite remember, then it came to me. Cúnt.
  15. They were called Mouse's ear'ole mate

    They were called Mouse's ear'ole mate
  16. So grandad was noncing 'em all along? :hehe:

    So grandad was noncing 'em all along? :hehe:
  17. Ghastly, vile parasitic indolent lizards a.

    Ghastly, vile parasitic indolent lizards a.
  18. I once drew an imperious hard stare from Anne. I...

    I once drew an imperious hard stare from Anne. I was in my plumbers van down in Bourne End, executing a 3 point turn that had descended into a 7 point turn and looked up to see two police outriders...
  19. "It is being suggested" is up there with"it is our understanding". Old JFK is

    understood to have used Air Force One to pile into a succession of wheelchair bound orphans. If the POTUS can't freely rape children who can?
  20. The garrigue scares me c. I imagine it to be infested with venomous snakes.

    I am a lion in hand to hand combat against the likes of the ICF and the Headhunters but a bit of fraidy cat when it comes to snakes.
  21. Irony doesn't just fly over your head Rich, it soars and races like some kind of

    majestic bird of prey :-)
  22. D'wiser-wee :hehe:

    D'wiser-wee :hehe:
  23. Fúck the fúckin trophy cabinet, I want a word...

    Fúck the fúckin trophy cabinet, I want a word about this ****in book you recommended.

    I am not getting on very well with it. When I want arcane, tortured kafkaesgue bóllocks I'll go and read...
  24. I recall Tex was old school before Gary Glitter took over.

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  25. Oh bollux, weather for 'Glasto' looking good. Far more fun watching the little

    cúnts drowning in a slew of their own faeces. Now they'll all be grinning and lying about how brilliant they thought Stormzy was.
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