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  1. The free kick execution was clever The taker...

    The free kick execution was clever
    The taker lofted the ball over the heads of the defenders and Peter towards the middle of the goal where Granit headed over the bar
  2. The defenders are meant to stand 10 yards back or...

    The defenders are meant to stand 10 yards back or on the goal line
    I do not think the defenders not on the goal line were 10 yards back
  3. Penalty Laws "The kicker must not play the...

    Penalty Laws

    "The kicker must not play the ball again until it has touched another player"
    "If the kicker slips and effs up on the run-UP laughter is awarded"
  4. He might have been George Graham :monty:

    He might have been George Graham
    :monty:
  5. **** idea IUFG :vsign:

    **** idea IUFG
    :vsign:
  6. Good idea Is the top lid a piece of foil ?

    Good idea
    Is the top lid a piece of foil ?
  7. No I think meat thermometers are cundish so just...

    No
    I think meat thermometers are cundish so just measure when it is cooked by weight timings
    I am keen to try the initial 20 minute blast
  8. I will follow your advice either this Sunday or...

    I will follow your advice either this Sunday or next Sunday if chicken wins the race for the nearest one

    Please do not laugh but I have also tried rubbing a mixture of flour and mustard powder...
  9. I think the mistake I make is to seal the meat...

    I think the mistake I make is to seal the meat first of all
    Like it says on the back of the packet

    Playful = pissed ?
    :hehe:

    For a flamboyant dash of joire de vivre Worcester Sauce might work
  10. The Spud and Star Anise

    The Spud and Star Anise
  11. My beef leaves no juices in the tin All I find...

    My beef leaves no juices in the tin
    All I find are burnt shallots
    Even the fat ****s off :-(

    The red jelly is redcurrant Sorry
    If I wish to jazz the gravy up I add a sprig of thyme and pepper
  12. My eyes were closed because I could not believe...

    My eyes were closed because I could not believe it was happening
    He took longer than expected and afterwards he went off duty
  13. Flour Wooden spoon Stock Red jelly

    Flour
    Wooden spoon
    Stock
    Red jelly
  14. I think they are now unisex :-( I was once...

    I think they are now unisex

    :-(

    I was once given a supposetory by a male nurse
    He was gay
    :-(
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    The Chinese and the Japanese

    The Chinese and the Japanese
  16. Montys youngest ?

    Montys youngest ?
  17. RIP our Jorge

    RIP our Jorge
  18. That will be extra

    That will be extra
  19. Crisps or spuds ?

    Crisps or spuds ?
  20. Because he was not Xhaka

    Because he was not Xhaka
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    I can lend you a bass string to floss your teeth...

    I can lend you a bass string to floss your teeth with
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    It works if you talk with a Northern accent ...

    It works if you talk with a Northern accent

    :music: He turned his back on ball :music:
  23. I will build a personal gym on the roof terrace

    I will build a personal gym on the roof terrace
  24. :hehe: I wonder if Walford is another one not...

    :hehe:
    I wonder if Walford is another one not invited to the White Hart Lane parade
  25. Yes Terry was too soft because Sammy was fit but...

    Yes
    Terry was too soft because Sammy was fit but John had impressed when filling in and so wanted both of them to be in the 12 on the day
    I guess the manager predicted a comfortable win against a...
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