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  1. And hopefully her son had such enormous head it totally ruined her cock socket

    to the point where the ISIS brethren will find it quite useless to them (given their predilection for raping children I think it highly likely).
  2. I am sure AWIMB will want to join with me in celebrating the the birth

    of Shamima Begum's son and rejoice that mother and baby are doing well. Now we must fight the forces of reactionary cynicism attempting to prevent her returning to her home country.

    I am looking...
  3. It is fun watching 'wimbs two most respected political commentators locked

    in an intriguing debate about Brexit. The bald men have ceased bickering over the comb and are now debating who the best barber in town is.
  4. So this vote that Mrs May lost, I'm assuming it is some irrelevance

    that she was expected to lose?

    When is the Monty was confidently calling yesterday? The one which will tells us if he is indeed an astute observer of the political zeitgeist who can sense the...
  5. More interesting than The Frog Chorus? More...

    More interesting than The Frog Chorus? More interesting than "Lum ....dum ..dump ...BUYEE-UP!!"

    I'll concede that looking back they did a lot more than I remember but more interesting than the...
  6. I'll cut your lying tongue out you slanderous...

    I'll cut your lying tongue out you slanderous cur. Chrissie Hynde is one of the finest songtresses to grace contemporary culture and may well have had a relationship with Ray Davis but would have...
  7. Berni will be apoplectic. Incandescent with anger...

    Berni will be apoplectic. Incandescent with anger even. A little cross I'd say.
  8. This statement has the potential for being an...

    This statement has the potential for being an even bigger self cúnting than Berni's legendary effort at the last GE
  9. Quite so, quite so. His maniacally insane ex...

    Quite so, quite so. His maniacally insane ex partner has murdered him you know. I sense it :-(
  10. Widely accepted among Weller fetishists s. The...

    Widely accepted among Weller fetishists s. The cognoscenti (me) recognise Dylan's live version as the best.
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    I'm afraid I have to agree with the swivel eyed...

    I'm afraid I have to agree with the swivel eyed old brexopath here s. The VC10, four big fúck off engines ON THE TAIL made it somehow majestic looking. A sort E-Type of jet planes.
  12. All along the Watchtower being Dylan not Hendrix...

    All along the Watchtower being Dylan not Hendrix is always good for winning a bet too.
  13. Bruce basically wrote everything c. I knew all of these because I was an avid NME

    reader in my youth. Fire and "Because The Night" being Spingsteen comps has won me the odd fiver over the years.

    Of course, a big poncy public school boy toff like you would not have read the NME,...
  14. Irish gypsies, far from being a mystery have now been quite comprehensively DNA

    profiled and the results were a great disappointment to their apologists who would have them romanticised as romanies.

    They are actually nothing more than common or garden paddies with a...
  15. And imagine if either side of the political...

    And imagine if either side of the political spectrum made good on the oft repeated mantra of building a million affordable houses, the bottom two rungs at least of the property ladder would be...
  16. Another one of Thatcher's great achievements. To engender a massive collective

    delusion about property value that has the likes of Monty feeling puzzled that no-one is willing to pay a fortune for his squalid basement flat in Willesden.
  17. Be quiet you soft handed cissy boy. A real man takes his woman when he will and

    needs no reason save the sating of his primal urge.
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    The dog eating cúnt ate my dog bb - dirty dog...

    The dog eating cúnt ate my dog bb - dirty dog scoffin' cúnt he is
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    They're gonna win the cúnt

    They're gonna win the cúnt
  20. You'll be fine as long as the au pair is dog's...

    You'll be fine as long as the au pair is dog's cock ugly - or least more dog's cock ugly than your missus.
  21. Top name dropping there p .. almost puts Monty to...

    Top name dropping there p .. almost puts Monty to shame who has "met" people by dint of being momentarily within a 100 yards of them.

    And top ignoring of it by AWIMB there too until Berni broke...
  22. I always thought that was overrated. He just reached behind himself a bit

    and scooped the ball out.
  23. Chief Arrowhead's precise reaction when he went there for the first time. He didn't

    believe that even a highly trained marksman could've got one into Kennedy's head from that window.
  24. And judging from the CCJ count he was clearly not...

    And judging from the CCJ count he was clearly not learning from his mistakes.
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    You'll still need it for the post Brexit...

    You'll still need it for the post Brexit apocalypse
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