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    It's impressively mental, I must say.

    It's impressively mental, I must say.
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    I've been with Lloyds since I was a tiny child....

    I've been with Lloyds since I was a tiny child. They bought a lifetime's custom with a horse's head money box. *******s.
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    Oh, she and Hillary are FEWMIN and no mistake!...

    Oh, she and Hillary are FEWMIN and no mistake! :hehe:
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    I probably would, though. Although I'd be...

    I probably would, though. Although I'd be terrified in case she became enraged and ripped my head off.
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    Fück me, but Michelle Obama's a unit.

    I stand by my 'Strategically-shaved Wookie' description of her.
  6. I'm a bit distressed that political correctness...

    I'm a bit distressed that political correctness has reached Ireland, tbh, sw. :-(
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    Do you even remember Access cards, f? They were...

    Do you even remember Access cards, f? They were your flexible friend.
  8. He'll probably throw it in the air, shout...

    He'll probably throw it in the air, shout 'YEEHAW', start firing his six guns in the sky and then lynch a niggra to celebrate the inauguration.
    This is what Owen Jones told me would happen, anyway.
  9. I like the fact that one of his sons is called...

    I like the fact that one of his sons is called 'Barron Trump', which I'm pretty sure is the name of a Pantomime villain.
  10. You never know your luck, do you? :-D

    You never know your luck, do you? :-D
  11. Yes. Actually I was thinking about this and the...

    Yes. Actually I was thinking about this and the mere fact of someone fücking your wife would instantly make that person your worst enemy anyway (assuming you're not a pervert), so I think my analogy...
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    Oh, no! Can you imagine how they'd go on about...

    Oh, no! Can you imagine how they'd go on about it? They still whine about Kent State, ffs!
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    Oh, things. Well things being nice would be nice,...

    Oh, things. Well things being nice would be nice, I suppose. But whaddayagonnado? :shrug:
  14. Of course not. Only people in fiction have worst...

    Of course not. Only people in fiction have worst enemies, I think.
  15. Seems a bit mean making her go, to be honest. It...

    Seems a bit mean making her go, to be honest. It must be like watching your worst enemy fück your wife.
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    Oh, good! They're teargassing them!

    I'm really hoping to see some of them beaten with motorcycle chains, though.
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    I'm only quoted it because it encapsulates what a...

    I'm only quoted it because it encapsulates what a vague and woolly word 'nice' actually is. It means everything and nothing.

    I'm not ascribing just one characteristic to someone. Indeed, the...
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    Oh, apart from Mohamed Al Fayed and the Daily...

    Oh, apart from Mohamed Al Fayed and the Daily Express, nobody really gives a shít about that anymore. It was 20 years ago, ffs!

    I'm far more worried about her dreadful husband, to be honest. I...
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    Dear God, no! It's like someone left their...

    Dear God, no! It's like someone left their Princess Barbie too near the radiator. :-(
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    Dr Johnson said it was the weakest word in the...

    Dr Johnson said it was the weakest word in the English language.
    And if everyone were nice, it would be rather boring. I know a number of people who are the nicest people you could meet, but would...
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    She wouldn't normally be my type, either, I have...

    She wouldn't normally be my type, either, I have to say, but there's something about her. :rubchin:

    Of course it may just be that she's going to be Queen one day that gives her a certain allure....
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    Yes. I also think she probably goes like the...

    Yes. I also think she probably goes like the clappers. wd kw
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    I'm pretty sure 'Marmite Factory' is a very...

    I'm pretty sure 'Marmite Factory' is a very unpleasant euphemism for the arsehole, isn't it? :-(
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    Yes. A world view predicated on the idea that...

    Yes. A world view predicated on the idea that absolutely everything is tainted by capitalism or the patriarchy or whatever. Must be grim.

    Does this mean we have to feel sorry for them? :-(
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    I never claimed to want a revolution, la. :shrug:...

    I never claimed to want a revolution, la. :shrug:

    j - risibly - does.
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