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    I hadn't heard that song for years. It made me...

    I hadn't heard that song for years. It made me cry :-(
  2. Fair one b, fair one.

    Fair one b, fair one.
  3. I am. No cigarettes, no gambling, no drugs, no...

    I am. No cigarettes, no gambling, no drugs, no alcohol, no sex.

    I am simply better than all of you.
  4. I'll save some for you :thumbup:

    I'll save some for you :thumbup:
  5. I'm not dying, p! Well, no more than everyone...

    I'm not dying, p! Well, no more than everyone else.

    No, I have simply discovered a purer road. A way without desire. In short, I have achieved nirvana.
  6. Yes, there are those amongst us who enjoy the...

    Yes, there are those amongst us who enjoy the smell of old, musty men and their desperation.

    For someone such as myself, who doesn't use alcohol, the pub has limited appeal.
  7. Thread: Booze report.

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    It's certainly good for an upset tummy.

    It's certainly good for an upset tummy.
  8. It's a point, though. Imagine being single again...

    It's a point, though. Imagine being single again and, God forbid, young. How would you start a conversation with a woman without being accused of some sort of assault?
  9. Kinckers knackers knockers!

    Kinckers knackers knockers!
  10. It's the bottoms that get me, p. :sigh:

    It's the bottoms that get me, p. :sigh:
  11. Thread: Booze report.

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    Brandy gives me a headache, though :-(

    Brandy gives me a headache, though :-(
  12. Thread: Booze report.

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    Yes, sipping water as if it were wine. Pissing...

    Yes, sipping water as if it were wine.

    Pissing like a racehorse, naturally.
  13. Thread: Booze report.

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    I get about two hangovers a year, h :shrug: Drink...

    I get about two hangovers a year, h :shrug: Drink or no drink, I will be up at 6:30 and running by 7 tomorrow morning, like most mornings.
  14. Thread: Booze report.

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    But if one is having a bottle of red wine per...

    But if one is having a bottle of red wine per night but feeling no ill effects in the morning?
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    For a healthy sunday breakfast drink I like to...

    For a healthy sunday breakfast drink I like to take a glass of Pineapple and babana smoothie and add a large measure of white rum. An instant pina colada, and you can't argue with that.
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    It wasn't serious, it just made me angry. I...

    It wasn't serious, it just made me angry.

    I eat better than 95% of the population, I exercise every day, and STILL they tell me my blood pressure is higher than ideal? The absolute cúnts.

    I'll...
  17. :rolleyes: I was being ironic, p.

    :rolleyes: I was being ironic, p.
  18. Thread: Booze report.

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    :nod: It is the Friday element that's bothering...

    :nod: It is the Friday element that's bothering me. Perhaps I shall partake tonight, then aim not to drink on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday next week? Imagine how healthy I will be!
  19. Thread: Booze report.

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    Booze report.

    Still not a drop taken since Monday.

    I'm seriously considering extending until tomorrow. :yikes:

    Am I supposed to feel better yet?
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    Side netting, i. You can't argue with a shot that...

    Side netting, i. You can't argue with a shot that curls into the side netting.
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    Ozil scored a nice one against Liverpool some...

    Ozil scored a nice one against Liverpool some years ago, if that's any help?

    You'd think Xhaka ought to be good. He does a nice line in whipped corners and likes a long-range effort.
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    The back four's changed now I have more up to...

    The back four's changed now I have more up to date information.

    Bellerin
    Koscielny
    Holding (until Mustafi's fit)
    Kolasinac

    Better?
  23. This is an ironic as rain on your wedding day; ...

    This is an ironic as rain on your wedding day;

    “But here’s one thing I know: if you have to win a campaign by dividing people, you’re not going to be able to govern them. You won’t be able to...
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    The Chilean bloke's burnt his bridges as far as...

    The Chilean bloke's burnt his bridges as far as I'm concerned, and Welbeck... well, he's clearly a smashing lad and all, but, you know, not really much good at the football, is he? :-(

    I can't be...
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    I forgot him! The big lad. Yes, let's have him...

    I forgot him! The big lad. Yes, let's have him in. Still, it seems a shame to leave out Nacho, he's got such a lovely smile.
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