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  1. I think the genius of our strategy is that we've...

    I think the genius of our strategy is that we've got the prospect of winning the league or the CL out of the way so that we can concentrate on the important stuff.
  2. I said the same thing to my dad on Sunday. Not...

    I said the same thing to my dad on Sunday. Not that I'd actually have watched the game, of course, but you know what I mean.
  3. Better off spending the money on a cleaner, f. I...

    Better off spending the money on a cleaner, f. I can't remember the last time I touched little Henry.
  4. Well, yes, I suppose so - adjectivally at least.

    Well, yes, I suppose so - adjectivally at least.
  5. I had a bit of a moral dilemma when I read that a...

    I had a bit of a moral dilemma when I read that a car had 'ploughed into' a group of cyclists in Berlin. I mean you don't have to be a mad Allan to have fantasised about doing that, do you?
    ...
  6. If she retires as she's said she might, it will...

    If she retires as she's said she might, it will come as a great relief to all, I think.
  7. Thread: Dinner?

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    No. It is imperative that you include mustard. I...

    No. It is imperative that you include mustard. I simply cannot allow you to eat it without mustard, in fact.
  8. Gosh. I have clearly been missing out all these...

    Gosh. I have clearly been missing out all these years. Do you just squeeze it straight into your mouth?
  9. Thread: Dinner?

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    I can only assume you've forgotten to mention the...

    I can only assume you've forgotten to mention the liberal dose of English mustard. Otherwise, a splendid effort.
  10. Do the prawns not block up the nozzle?

    Do the prawns not block up the nozzle?
  11. I don't think I've ever knowingly eaten Primula...

    I don't think I've ever knowingly eaten Primula cheese. Does this mean I'm part of the out-of-touch metropolitan liberal elite?
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    That would make sense. Probably where he got...

    That would make sense. Probably where he got radicalised.
  13. Indeed. You'd take a Carr's Melt home to meet...

    Indeed. You'd take a Carr's Melt home to meet mother, but for a good dirty weekend, your Ritz cracker's the thing.
  14. Yeah, they're alright. A bit melty, though.

    Yeah, they're alright. A bit melty, though.
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    Was that his birth name before he became Khalid...

    Was that his birth name before he became Khalid Masood?

    Kirkstone Black does sound like a West Indian fast bowler of the 1970s and 80s.
  16. I have to do it with Ritz crackers these days....

    I have to do it with Ritz crackers these days. Seriously, the whole point of a Ritz cracker is the lumps of salt, surely?
  17. Yes. It was Kirkstone Black. About 3%. ...

    Yes. It was Kirkstone Black. About 3%.

    https://untappd.com/b/thwaites-brewery-kirkstone-black/1719704
  18. Wasn't it some form of mild?

    Wasn't it some form of mild?
  19. Well she is the one who has to kiss you, to be...

    Well she is the one who has to kiss you, to be fair. I remember it being called 'beef drink' or 'hot beef drink' at Highbury, but I may be wrong. I didn't know we still did it, as I always have sh1t...
  20. Apparently, when the MPs were in lockdown on...

    Apparently, when the MPs were in lockdown on Wednesday, they brought in trolleys of snacks for everyone and the SNP took the lot. Someone said it was like a buffet version of the Barnett formula.
  21. This is actually a very good point. It would be...

    This is actually a very good point. It would be much better. Nobody gets anything done between 4 and 5 on a Friday anyway.
  22. Actually, I loved Bovril as a kid. I've enjoyed...

    Actually, I loved Bovril as a kid. I've enjoyed it on football terraces, as well - particularly at Stockport's Edgeley Park where it was know charmingly as 'beefy drink'.
  23. Asking the Ipswich murderer's wife if it could...

    Asking the Ipswich murderer's wife if it could have been prevented if things had been better in the bedroom is pretty fvcking special, though, you have to say.
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    Fvcking hell! How stupid are Canadians?

    :shakehead:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/canada-parliament-anti-islamophobia-motion-pass-muslim-irqa-khalid-david-anderson-racism-faith-a7647851.html
  25. Bullshot????

    Bullshot????
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