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I've done loads of drugs and had some splendid experiences. I've also felt dreadful afterwards on occasion.

On balance, drugs have definitely had a positive influence on my life and have ensured that I have a full head of hair.

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I thought your hair was trying to escape your drug riddled head... that would probably be due to all the Just for men you have used.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I've done loads of drugs and had some splendid experiences. I've also felt dreadful afterwards on occasion.

On balance, drugs have definitely had a positive influence on my life and have ensured that I have a full head of hair.

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'Full'? :rubchin:

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Originally Posted by Burney

'Full'? :rubchin:

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Compared to p, certainly.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Compared to p, certainly.

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But I still have my looks........

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Compared to p, certainly.

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Fair point.