In the last 30 minutes I have taken two phone calls

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Originally Posted by Sir C

So being white makes you racist? Interesting theory. Or is it pretending to be black that makes you racist?

That must mean that blokes who pretend to be women are sexist. No, hold on, they actually are women, apparently.

The fúcking Stalinists have made so many rules they're contradicting themselves. Soon we'll all have to be sent to the re-education kamps.

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Stupid boy.

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Originally Posted by Peter

Stupid boy.

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Here we go. Here is the authoritarianism and the oppression from Comrade Commissar! I'll go and pack for the gulag.

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Originally Posted by Ash

Your favourite Arsenal manager.

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He was able to dress himself properly, he does have that over Arsene.

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Originally Posted by Peter

Stupid boy.

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THAT WAS DAD'S ARMY! STOP GETTING WWII-BASED CROFT AND PERRY SITCOMS WRONG! :furious:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

He was able to dress himself properly, he does have that over Arsene.

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Well, he dressed like a man who would sell you a very nice used Capri. I'll give him that.

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Originally Posted by Burney

THAT WAS DAD'S ARMY! STOP GETTING WWII-BASED CROFT AND PERRY SITCOMS WRONG! :furious:

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I'm embracing the genre as a whole.

I can hardly say 'you is a poofter'.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Well, he dressed like a man who would sell you a very nice used Capri. I'll give him that.

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Exactly. A very nice one.

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Originally Posted by Peter

Exactly. A very nice one.

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Brass buttons, navy blazer, neatly-pressed grey slacks, though. It's a bit Essex golf club, isn't it?

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Originally Posted by Peter

Sorry, but they are for the high jump. I think criminal charges are inevitable- racially aggravated public order. Two years.

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This sort of thing gives darkies a bad name, imo :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

Brass buttons, navy blazer, neatly-pressed grey slacks, though. It's a bit Essex golf club, isn't it?

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Not at all. It's timeless and never inappropriate. :partridge: