If one had a yearning for a lunch of toast and Marmite*, how many slices would it be

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Originally Posted by Sir C

reasonable to consume?

*Possibly with tea. You know when you scrape the roof of your mouth to bits with the toast and the Marmite gets in and stings, and then the hot tea soothes it? Just so.

Asking for a friend.

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I once had this urge and had half a loaf of bread.

They say either you love it or hate it. But this doesn't apply to me. Sometimes I think it's great and sometimes I don't like it.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Poached egg on mashed avocado and toast is all the rage
Put it in the toaster and see what happens

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Avocado and egg. These people are beneath contempt.

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Originally Posted by Burney

More than two pieces of toast is piggy.

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I had about 8 slices last Sunday morning as there was f**k all else. Bang on all the same.

White bread toasted, butter, homemade tayberry jam, tea (2 sugars).

Had a yoghurt thing for cholesterol also, shrewd.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Poached egg on mashed avocado and toast is all the rage

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I had this in a café on Central Street last time I was over. Quite nice.

Cost me about £7. London bástards.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Avocado and egg. These people are beneath contempt.

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:nod:
Enjoy them separately FFS
What next ?
Banoffee omelette ?

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Originally Posted by SWv2

I had about 8 slices last Sunday morning as there was f**k all else. Bang on all the same.

White bread toasted, butter, homemade tayberry jam, tea (2 sugars).

Had a yoghurt thing for cholesterol also, shrewd.

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Tayberry? Is that Irish for something, sw?

There is an interesting article in the Guardian about why U2 are unloved in Ireland, but more interesting is the comments section, which displays the unbelievable number of reasons the Irish can hate someone for. :hehe: wd irishers.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/20...-irish-hate-u2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Well in that case I shall throw a couple of eggs and some rashers into the equation.

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Scrambled egg on marmite toast is wonderful ;)

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Originally Posted by Peter

Scrambled egg on marmite toast is wonderful ;)

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Certainly it is. Ignoring the bacon would be a mistake, though.

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Tayberry? Is that Irish for something, sw?

There is an interesting article in the Guardian about why U2 are unloved in Ireland, but more interesting is the comments section, which displays the unbelievable number of reasons the Irish can hate someone for. :hehe: wd irishers.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/20...-irish-hate-u2

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Well I think a tayberry is a cultivated shrub in the genus Rubus of the family Rosaceae patented in 1979 as a cross between a blackberry and a red raspberry, and named after the river Tay in Scotland.

I didn't make the jam you understand, when I say home-made I mean home-made by my neighbour who it turns out has an allotment where loads of the ****ers grew.

Who knew.

"Ya cant polish a turd! People hate being lectured to by some four foot self righteous prick."

:clap:

Eh?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Youre going to get the acid reflux. Don't moan at me when it happens.

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