So our diva wants four hundred thousand of our saxon pounds each week.

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Bayern Munich say "he ain't worf it" apparently, but then they have other good players so don't need him as much.

What say you?

1. Worth every penny. Pay £75m in wages over four years, and agree to every other top players demands too.
2. Keep him for one year. He may change his mind when we win the league.
3. Sell for £50m and reinvest. I'll drive him to Manchester myself.

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I'll carry him on my back up the M1 and M6 all the way to Manchester

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Ah, but it is easier for a rich man to enter a camel, than it is for .... hang on ...

It is easier for a needle to enter the eye of a rich man than it is for a camel to .... nope ...

Heaven knows there's a rich man, a camel, a needle and an eye in there somewhere.

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That's reminded me of a book where there's a detailed description of a chap shagging a horse. Quite disgusting, it was. Lots of stuff about the horse tightening its vaginal muscles and nearly ripping his cöck off. :-(

Can't remember the name of it.

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That's reminded me of a book where there's a detailed description of a chap shagging a horse. Quite disgusting, it was. Lots of stuff about the horse tightening its vaginal muscles and nearly ripping his cöck off. :-(

Can't remember the name of it.

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Have you a telephone number for the horse? Asking for a friend.

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Have you a telephone number for the horse? Asking for a friend.

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I think it was by Stephen Fry now I come to think of it. :rubchin:

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We're hardly farking skint, are we? Sign him up.

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You make a good point, man. It's like, it's not *our fvcking money. Not pulling quarters out of the piggy bank. It's that fvcking Walmart heir who made his cash selling juiced-up chickens to the hoi polloi.

This as good a use of funds as any. So my answer would be (1).

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I think it was by Stephen Fry now I come to think of it. :rubchin:

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He wrote some utterly foul stuff. I read one of his books and decided against reading any of his others.

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Originally Posted by Burney

That's reminded me of a book where there's a detailed description of a chap shagging a horse. Quite disgusting, it was. Lots of stuff about the horse tightening its vaginal muscles and nearly ripping his cöck off. :-(

Can't remember the name of it.

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