Hang on I am looking for a house. What if I buy it and slip him 10k on the side :sherlock: quicksale.
03-02-2017, 11:41 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Monty92
My missus and I got a legal document drawn up to avoid this eventuality, as the deposit was all hers. Without one, your brother may well be ****ed.
Fúcking hell. Romance really is dead, isn't it?
03-02-2017, 11:44 AM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Fúcking hell. Romance really is dead, isn't it?
Though he's initiated it. What'sapp is encrypted I think.
Claim ignorance or destroy her phone. Then say I never suggested anything of the sort.
03-02-2017, 11:48 AM
redgunamo
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Fúcking hell. Romance really is dead, isn't it?
Indeed. Chaps nowadays wouldn't recognise romance if it offered them a blowjob in a public lavatory.
03-02-2017, 11:49 AM
Monty92
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Fúcking hell. Romance really is dead, isn't it?
Romance is bred from mutual respect. Without fiscal responsibility, there can be no romance.
03-02-2017, 11:50 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Monty92
Romance is bred from mutual respect. Without fiscal responsibility, there can be no romance.
Are you a robot?
03-02-2017, 11:51 AM
Monty92
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Originally Posted by redgunamo
Indeed. Chaps nowadays wouldn't recognise romance if it offered them a blowjob in a public lavatory.
I made a blow job joke as the missus left for work this morning. Her twinkly eyed reaction gives me hope that I might be on a promise for some point in the next 15 years :cloud9:
03-02-2017, 11:52 AM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Are you a robot?
I think he may be a poove.
03-02-2017, 11:52 AM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Monty92
I made a blow job joke as the missus left for work this morning. Her twinkly eyed reaction gives me hope that I might be on a promise for some point in the next 15 years :cloud9: