this fella is bald too just to add to it.
I used to know the most tremendous queen who was also a big, gay canadian biker
Literally the best boss I've ever had and a bit of a hero to me.
as a young, impressionable man, did he stretch you J?
Oh no, it was totally platonic
Though he may have had a chance, such was my admiration for the man
I think you are basically describing our very own Jake.
Do you work with Snow White's dwarfs?