Random moaning. I dislike when the kebab shop or chicken shop doesn't have any chips ready

Now I appreciate fresh wons but there should always been some chips on the go imo.

When you are pissed up and wanting to get home as soon as possible not having to stand around with other cunds waiting for your chips.

I've tried it before, end up leaving half the kebab.



mmmmmmm next morning kebab :eat: :kebab: :cloud9:

Oh f**k it I want a kebab now :-(

of if you will eat too many chips and destroy the kebab :-(

I want a greasy kebab.

Not some super posh one with rice.

Last time the chap gave me some free rice pudding type thing.

However, in a chip shop, someone cheerfully informing me that 'You'll have to wait a few minutes for chips' makes me want to do that pantomime where you go outside and exaggeratedly check that this is actually a Fish and CHIP shop.

I don't actually do it, though. I'm not that much of a c**t.

Have you gone hipper than a post-hipster?

Sometimes they undercook the fresh ones in a panicky rush.

I'm sooooo gonna have a large chicken doner mixed tomorrow night :cloud9:

And because of the Green Lanes connection there are plenty of higher quality kebab shops around.
Kebab's used to cost 3 quid from dodgy places with photos of the food.

All these places are expensive with flat screens and stuff. Weird breads and other things.

On the other hand. Take Angel for example. there was always a crap kebab shop in Chapel Market. Perfect then they all closed down except the ones on upper street. Now loads of trendy ones have opened up.

Same goes for Barber shops.

They do 'Cow Foot' :eat:

http://www.yumyumcaribbean.co.uk/menu/